#pester log

[07:14] MM: My apologies regarding last night.

[07:14] HH: You're all good dude, it was a bit late.

[07:21] MM: How are you?

[07:22] HH: I'm doing well, I think I ate something odd the other day cause my tummy was not happy.

[07:22] MM: Uh oh.

[07:22] MM: What was it?

[07:23] HH: I dunno :( I ate a bit of everything. Prolly something gone bad, kinda like food poisoning I think.

[07:24] MM: Some Alternian foods don't go down as well as others.

[07:24] HH: you can say that again

[07:28] MM: I use a tenderizer a lot.

[07:29] MM: My favourite is boar.

[07:30] HH: ah? Cool- Fluera gets fish like stuff. Which is interesting cause I don't really know of any lakes or oceans nearby but then again, I don't explore too far out.

[07:36] MM: She seems resourceful.

[07:38] HH: Yeh! its pretty cool, I dont know how she does it but she does.

[07:41] MM: What is her blood colour again?

[07:41] HH: Fluera? I dont know, she doesn't have one

[07:41] HH: I think the word was hemoanon?

[07:41] MM: She could very well be a mutant.

[07:42] HH: cool?

[07:42] MM: Yeah, more or less.

[07:42] HH: what are mutants?

[07:42] MM: What isn't cool is she could be killed just for that.

[07:42] HH: is it like the Xman kindof mutants?

[07:42] HH: Xmen*

[07:43] MM: Trolls with blood colours that don't fit on the spectrum.

[07:43] HH: oh, like the pink ones?

[07:43] MM: Yes.

[07:43] MM: Or colours like ourselves.

[07:44] HH: hrm, interesting. Maybe one day I'll find out :d

[07:46] MM: Have you tried asking?

[07:47] HH: I felt like that would be rude to ask since she's kindof hiding it

[07:50] MM: Is she one to respond aggressively?

[07:51] HH: Kindof? How does that play in?

[07:53] MM: I ask questions for a living.

[07:53] MM: Regardless of if they're rude.

[07:54] MM: If she isn't aggressive, you could ask passively.

[07:54] MM: She has saved your life, after all.

[08:00] HH: So

[08:00] HH: Where does Violet blood mean?

[08:00] MM: That is very rare.

[08:00] MM: Very royal.

[08:00] MM: And very dangerous.

[08:01] HH: Oh, ok

[08:01] HH: how are they dangerous?

[08:02] MM: They are usually fairly strong.

[08:02] MM: But they have a lot of influence.

[08:04] HH: Thats pretty useful for them isn't it?

[08:06] MM: Very.

[08:06] MM: And they're excellent allies to have.

[08:06] HH: cool cool

[08:06] HH: cause thats what Fluera is

[08:07] HH: though she says she doesn't care for it

[08:07] MM: Are you serious?

[08:07] HH: Yes? I kindof just asked and she just kindof passed it off as nothing

[08:08] MM: Wow.

[08:08] MM: You must be living quite well.

[08:08] MM: Is she wearing something over her ears?

[08:08] HH: Yes, like this cute little ear warming thing girls wear in the winter

[08:10] MM: Have you ever seen her ears?

[08:10] HH: No I haven't, she doesn't take them off

[08:10] HH: at least while I'm around

[08:10] MM: There are fins underneath.

[08:10] MM: She can breath underwater. She's a fish.

[08:11] HH: Maybe thats why the bathtub is so big

[08:11] HH: but thats SUPER CUTE

[08:11] HH: little earfins? :3

[08:11] HH: hehehehe

[08:13] MM: Yes.

[08:15] HH: Here!

[08:15] HH: http://41.media.tumblr.com/8c55eb3e67032f846c6c78d69e537842/tumblr_niv7l8do791tp5fyjo1_1280.png

[08:16] MM: Cute.

[08:16] MM: You can see it in her eyes.

[08:16] HH: I took that when I was at Fluera's friend's hive

[08:16] MM: She doesn't seem to like having her picture taken.

[08:17] HH: Pft

[08:17] HH: she does, she just kept making angry faces

[08:17] HH: to look scary

[08:17] HH: so that was as close as we could get to almost smiling

[08:24] MM: I'm glad you're having fun.

[08:24] MM: You probably couldn't find a better troll to befriend.

[08:25] HH: :d I'm pretty lucky, I'll be sad to go once I figure how to leave and where my friends went

[08:26] MM: Why haven't they contacted you?

[08:26] HH: I don't know :(

[08:29] HH: Maybe they just hated my Christmas presents that much

[08:29] MM: ...I'm sure it'll work out.

[08:30] HH: Im sure it will too! till then, I'll have some fun and keep bothering them while they're offline

[08:34] MM: How do you do that?

[08:34] HH: Do what?

[08:34] MM: Bother somebody who is offline?

[08:35] HH: oh, well I can see those who are offline and kindof leave "Heyyyyyyyy are you there?" and maybe they will get it when they get online

[08:35] MM: Oh, I see.

[08:35] HH: I don't know if it works, but I might as well try

[08:35] MM: Fair enough.

[08:37] HH: Eh, so what have you been up to today?

[08:38] MM: Not too much.

[08:38] MM: Bit peckish.

[08:40] HH: oho? snacks?

[08:40] HH: snacks everywhere?

[08:40] MM: I don't have many of those.

[08:41] HH: :C oh no, snacks are the best

[08:41] HH: not even oranges?

[08:42] MM: No, those are rare.

[08:42] MM: Luxuries.

[08:43] HH: drat, I was hoping that if you had some, I could find some

[08:51] MM: Sometimes I throw knives at the wall.

[08:51] MM: I'm not very good at it.

[08:51] HH: oh, like that game with the bullseye?

[08:51] HH: Darts I think

[08:51] MM: Sure.

[08:53] HH: so like, for your knives

[08:53] HH: do you throw them to stick in the wall?

[08:53] HH: how are you not good at it?

[08:53] MM: I do throw them to stick in the wall.

[08:53] MM: I'm not good at it because I'm used to throwing a harpoon.

[08:55] HH: Woah! COOL! Why not sortof throw knives like a harpoon? Are they too small for something like that? Or is it shapewise?

[08:56] MM: That hasn't...yielded optimal results, no.

[08:56] MM: I used to use a harpoon to defend myself.

[08:56] MM: But it was needed for other purposes during the war.

[08:57] HH: You were in a war?

[08:57] MM: ...Yeah.

[08:58] HH: Well, uhm, you're alive now :) and you survived, so thats pretty awesome. I can leave that subject alone If you'd like, mustof been scary.

[08:59] MM: Sometimes you just have to do things, regardless of if you personally want to be the one to do them.

[08:59] MM: So yeah. I guess that's why I became a doctor.

[09:00] HH: It's a good way to give back, yeah?

[09:00] MM: I try to prevent death when possible.

[09:01] HH: That makes you a good doctor :)

[09:05] MM: Thank you.

[09:05] HH: You're welcome uwu

[09:19] MM: I guess I'll go for now.

[09:20] HH: yeah, sorry, have a good night :)

[09:20] MM: You too.

[12:02] MM: Oh good. You're still around.

[12:02] HH: Why wouldn't I be?

[12:03] MM: Alternia is dangerous.

[12:03] HH: :d Fluera and I went exploring and camped out for a bit. It was pretty fun

[12:04] HH: so uhm, sorry for going dark! I'll try to give you warning next time

[12:04] MM: ...Huh.

[12:04] HH: We went camping? though her version of camping was us sleeping over at her friend's tree hive

[12:05] HH: but she didn't have any wireless internet

[12:05] MM: Oh.

[12:06] HH: It was fun! Anyway, what have you been up to?

[12:07] MM: Nothing really...

[12:07] MM: Forensics.

[12:08] HH: Oh? What on? The trolls still?

[12:08] MM: No. Somebody was attacked.

[12:08] MM: I was asked to analyze the evidence.

[12:09] HH: ooooh, ok. Is it the same troll that got attacked when you were city watching? or different one?

[12:10] MM: No, a much different one.

[12:10] MM: Probably.

[12:11] HH: Are they ok?

[12:12] MM: Apparently they're a "wall".

[12:12] MM: So yes.

[12:13] HH: A wall? like an actual wall? or like very sturdy kindof troll compared to a wall?

[12:14] MM: A stury kind of troll.

[12:16] HH: :) Well thats good for him. What are you trying to figure out for the case?

[12:16] MM: ...Just who did it, really.

[12:17] HH: The Butler!

[12:17] HH: jk

[12:17] HH: I wish you the best of luck infinding the culprit though

[12:17] MM: Funny.

[12:18] HH: shhhh I'm the funniest :-)

[12:23] MM: Sometimes I make mistakes.

[12:23] MM: Many times those mistakes pertain to sexual encounters.

[12:25] HH: :( I'm sure its ok. I'm uh- not really knowledgeable in the sex department so yeah, I can try. What kindof mistakes are you making?

[12:26] MM: I have a bad tendency of letting it influence my decisions and take unnecessary risks.

[12:29] HH: Hrm, well, why not kindof ignore the sex part so you can think straight and make better judgement?

[12:29] MM: Living on a planet by yourself for several years doesn't always tend to allow you to ignore chances easily.

[12:30] HH: I guess that makes sense, are you doing alright?

[12:31] MM: I'm fine.

[12:31] MM: But a bit disappointed in myself.

[12:32] HH: I guess you had sex with one of the trolls? But why do you feel bad about it? It's consensual right?

[12:32] MM: Sure...one of them.

[12:33] MM: Yes, of course it's consensual.

[12:34] MM: After a while, though, it stops feeling very...I don't know.

[12:34] MM: I guess there are only so many times you can lower your standards.

[12:34] HH: meaningful?

[12:35] MM: Very little meaning.

[12:36] HH: Ah, why not build up something then? Like ask her- or him? them? out on a date or something?

[12:36] HH: do that whole build up relationship bonding stuff

[12:36] MM: That's even further out of the question.

[12:36] MM: My lovelife is terible.

[12:36] MM: And having a troll in a reproductive quadrant essentially puts them at risk.

[12:38] HH: oh, hrm. That really sucks, and very complicated. I guess you really love your science to go back to earth and find an SO?

[12:39] HH: rather than to go back*

[12:39] MM: The concept of just going back is even more frightening than staying here.

[12:39] MM: I don't know what kind of person I am in relation to normal human beings.

[12:39] MM: I don't know how I would feel, or react.

[12:40] MM: I feel like I'd go mad.

[12:40] HH: Ah, makes sense makes sense. I guess just talk to me for a while? I know I'm kindof odd and junk but I'm fairly certain I am of the human nature.

[12:41] MM: I'd imagine.

[12:42] HH: pftha, don't imagine too hard :P I don't want my physical appearance to shock you if we ever met

[12:43] MM: That would be a feat.

[12:44] MM: I doubt there's much out there that would shock me.

[12:44] HH: If you say so, I could be the ugliest human being out there, then you'd be shocked I bet

[12:55] HH: *shrug, or you could be a hard case to ~shock~ so this may have to be a challenge to accept

[12:55] HH: but uhm, are you sure you're ok?

[12:55] MM: Huh?

[12:55] MM: Oh.

[12:55] MM: Yeah. Sure.

[12:56] MM: Why not?

[12:56] MM: I'm alive. I'm fed well enough.

[12:56] MM: And I'm safe.

[12:57] HH: That sounds like surviving to me.

[12:57] MM: You bet.

[12:57] HH: So what about living?

[12:58] MM: I climb roofs occasionally.

[12:59] HH: For fun, yeah?

[01:01] MM: And research.

[01:03] HH: could use some more fun and relaxation in there I think

[01:11] MM: I might be passing out at the moment.

-- maritimeMelancholy [MM] ceased pestering heavenlyHarmonious [HH] at 01:12 --

-- maritimeMelancholy [MM] is OFFLINE  --

[01:12] HH: oh, ok! well go sleep :) dream well, maybe of pretty human ladies and gents and all that jazz

[01:12] HH: oops

[11:04] TC: wɔ|cy sucɔ|c ɔ|cɔ|ce sad face ɔ|cooman?

[11:05] HH: Damn, I can barely even read that, what are you even doing?

[11:05] TC: iɔ|cs called a quirk and i ɔ|cɔ|cink iɔ|cs annoying

[11:05] HH: Well if its so annoying why use it?

[11:05] TC: cause iɔ|c boɔ|cɔ|cers you and everyone else

[11:06] HH: uhg. ANYWAY, I am sad cause I'm cold and my HUMAN friends are not around

[11:06] TC: so?

[11:07] TC: you can insɔ|cead ɔ|cake over ɔ|cɔ|cis planeɔ|c wiɔ|cɔ|c your ɔ|cuman powers and downrigɔ|cɔ|c scariness

[11:07] TC: sɔ|crike fear in my kind

[11:07] TC: RULE

[11:07] TC: CONQUER

[11:08] HH: Really? That's not really my kindof jive

[11:08] TC: so complicaɔ|ced you weird pink flesɔ|cy ɔ|cɔ|cing.

[11:08] TC: wɔ|cy noɔ|c boɔ|cɔ|cer ɔ|cɔ|caɔ|c one friend you've been ɔ|calking ɔ|co?

[11:08] TC: you say you donɔ|c ɔ|cave any buɔ|c ɔ|ce's around

[11:09] HH: Its... awkward

[11:09] TC: jusɔ|c geɔ|c your fucking acɔ|c ɔ|cogeɔ|cɔ|cer and deal wiɔ|cɔ|c iɔ|c

[11:09] TC: you're ɔ|cooman

[11:09] TC: ɔ|ce's ɔ|cooman

[11:09] TC: go be ɔ|cooman ɔ|cogeɔ|cɔ|cer

[11:09] HH: human*

[11:10] TC: ɔ|cɔ|caɔ|c's wɔ|caɔ|c I'm saying

[11:10] HH: ... I see

[11:10] TC: I'm gonna geɔ|c back ɔ|co ɔ|cunɔ|cing ɔ|cɔ|cen, you wallow in self piɔ|cy or wɔ|caɔ|cever you're doing

[11:11] HH: I'll be here, cleaning your hive

[11:11] TC: wɔ|cy ɔ|cɔ|cank you

CC: so bored

Kanaya: Mediate

OKAY OKAY OKAY! SO... This is my first legit attempt at voice acting and currently I'm only using a laptop mic. I do have a better one, but I don't know how to use it yet... 

You're gonna hear background noise and clicking and my voice is muffled and bluh bluh bluh. This is FAR from an a professional attempt. And my voices aren't quite refined yet. I just wanted to put this out there to see what you guys think.