#random encounters

So we all know that, in the Supercut, Freddy was said to have bitten a kid’s face, right? Clearly a reference to the Bite of ‘87. But we also know that the Bite of ‘87 never happened – it was something Henry came up with to try to get out of trouble with the health inspector, and it was centred around Foxy.

So, I propose to you all: the Bite of ‘88. Nate and AJ were both working security. On this day, AJ couldn’t work his shift and Nate agreed to do it for him, so he was working the morning shift on a somewhat busy day. On this day, something went wrong with Freddy’s wiring. I didn’t intend for it to be Henry’s doing, but if you prefer that you can interpret it that way. A kid named Gabriel was sitting in the very front, right next to the stage. Freddy malfunctioned and lunged, biting Gabriel’s face. He had surprisingly sharp teeth for an animatronic the size of a hand puppet. Nate, who had been nearby, had to pull Freddy off of him.

Eventually, man comes up, asks if he can sit down next to me, telling me he just needs to take a minute. Start chatting, turns out he spent the last five years in prison for beating a man into a coma after he hit on his girlfriend, as well as resisting arrest and beating a police officer from what I could gather. I'm a bit concerned but just keep chatting because interesting conversation, and curiosity is a bitch.

Talk about how the world has changed, quickly becomes clear the guy has a pretty narrow mindset, blaming government and the justice system (which is, you know, fair) and immigrants for everything. Terrible terrible world.

I watch my word, but still have a nice conversation. At some point he asks me what I am reading, so I hold it up for him to read the cover, and tell him its a good book. A woman jogs past, sees the book and shouts: "Its a great book!" without stopping. We look at each other and laugh.

Tells me various things about how he was homeless for two weeks after prison, but now rented a house, talks about his girlfriend, but he hopes she doesn't leave him and breaks his heart again ect.

After an hour or so he eventually stands up and says his goodbyes. So I just say: "Hey, the last part of your life was pretty hard, and there are still plenty of difficult times ahead, but eventually it will turn out alright, I promise." He squints at me and asks, "Hey, you some kind of god in disguise?" Before I can reply he just laughs it off, thanks me many times for being so kind, and walks away.

Two eruptions.

And yes, I checked both locations. They are both active.

This can only mean one thing...

According to the dude he meant to ask “are you a boy or a girl” and got confused. Man I dunno how you mess up that question but thanks.