QUESTIONNAIRE 4 SUFFERING
Q: WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME ? A: Ashley. Relatively unoriginal, but my mom wanted my middle name to be Blue ( in which case i would have DIED ) Q: HOW OLD ARE YOU ? A: Feel like I’m 12 but I’m almost 20 Q: WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY ? A: March 21st, i’mmA SPRING BABY
Q: WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN ? A: Technically an Aries but ig i’m on the “ Pisces Cusp ” ? dk what that means but my mom told me the other day but i feel as if i’ve cheated astrology stuff lols ?
Q: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR ? A: I don’t really have one, but I like the color pink a lot so maybe pink
Q: WHAT’S YOUR LUCKY NUMBER ? A: Lucky who ?
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS ? A: Three ! Bailey, Dana and Melvin.
Q: WHERE ARE YOU FROM ? A: Everywhere ? Born in Missoula, Montana / raised in Wisconsin until I was around 12 / went to school in Montana until I was a sophomore / went for a semester of school during sophomore year in Wild Rose, Wisconsin / moved back to a quaint Deer Lodge, Montana until the end of my junior year / moved to Hudson, Wisconsin my senior year of HS and lived there until July 31st / living in the Shithole that is Mondovi, Wisconsin.
Q: HOW TALL ARE YOU ? A: 5′5 3/4″. The 3/4″ is important to note because I’m NEARLY 5′6″ and most everyone in my family is around 6′. I’m dead inside
Q: WHAT SHOE SIZE ARE YOU ? A: Technically a 9.5 but the size varies by brand.
Q: HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU OWN ? A: Probably nine, but I hardly wear any of them because I work at the fucking time
Q: WHAT WAS YOUR LAST DREAM ABOUT ? A: I remember that I had ANOTHER dream with u in it but I didn’t remember enough about it that it was worth sharing ? But I did wake up feeling like all of my problems were gone so it was a positive dream
Q: WHAT TALENTS DO YOU HAVE ? A: I can learn songs from musicals in no time.
Q: ARE YOU PSYCHIC IN ANY WAY ? A: No, next question
Q: FAVORITE SONG ? A: My favorite song is either You and I ( Lady Gaga, Born This Way ) or The Cure ( also Gaga, current single )
Q: FAVORITE MOVIE ? A: RENT. Hands down my favorite movie of all time. I could watch it on a loop tbh
Q: WHO WOULD BE YOUR IDEAL PARTNER ? A: Someone who understood that I’m really fucking depressive all the time, like, grossly depressive ? I can joke abt wanting to kill myself 500 times and not mean it, but other times I do and I wish ! ppl could read minds bc having to tell someone that I’m depressed makes me hurt worse bc I feel like a Disappointment
Q: DO YOU WANT CHILDREN ? A: I’m not sure if I do. I mean, at nineteen ? No fucking way. In ten years ? Maybe, I’m thinking yes, but to be decided obviously
Q: DO YOU WANT A CHURCH WEDDING ? A: Probably, but not because I’m religious
Q: ARE YOU RELIGIOUS ? A: I don’t follow any religion, but when I’m scared I repeat, “ i believe in God. ” until my freight vanishes
Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO THE HOSPITAL ? A: A few times. Three were the most serious. Broke my wrist, caught Lymes Disease via nasty-ass deer ticks and had a concussion from cheer.
Q: HAVE YOU EVER GOT IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW ? A: Once, and it actually wasn’t my fault. I was, hello, gay-baited and naive, and the gal that gay-baited me told me that it was LEGAL to spray paint. Because it was Montana, I didn’t get into much trouble but was supposed to go to a local courthouse to clear up w/e had happened which never occurred bc not even a month later were we moving to Wisconsin
Q: HAVE YOU EVER MET ANY CELEBRITIES ? A: One but he’s gross so : /
Q: BATHS OR SHOWERS ? A: Showers but only if I don’t have bath bombs to use
Q: WHAT COLOR SOCKS ARE YOU WEARING ? A: Currently none bc I’m in bed and it’s 4:13 a.m.
Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FAMOUS ? A: Thankfully not
Q: WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE A BIG CELEBRITY ? A: Maybe a Broadway star or jazz singer but other than that ? Pass
Q: WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE ? A: MOSTLY SHOW TUNES, BUT GAGA / QUEEN / DAVID BOWIE
Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SKINNY DIPPING ? A: Don’t have the gall to tbh
Q: HOW MANY PILLOWS DO YOU SLEEP WITH ? A: I think six ? Too lazy to count rn
Q: WHAT POSITION DO YOU SLEEP IN ? A: I fall asleep laying on my side, facing the wall, with my legs folded like ? behind me but i always wake up laying on my back so
Q: HOW BIG IS YOUR HOUSE ? A: uh average ?
Q: WHAT DO YOU TYPICALLY HAVE FOR BREAKFAST ? A: I rarely eat which doesn’T show but I sleep and work too much to fit breakfast into an every day schedule
Q: HAVE I EVER FIRED A GUN ? A: My dad is a white male AND a conservative from Montana, u tell me
Q: HAVE YOU TRIED ARCHERY ? A: In high school bc I needed to do it to pass P.E. but it was not my thing
Q: FAVORITE CLEAN WORD ? A: idk if i have one ? i say Mood all the time but that’s not a favorite
Q: FAVORITE SWEAR WORD ? A: Bitchin’
Q: WHAT’S THE LONGEST YOU’VE GONE WITHOUT SLEEP ? A: Around 25-ish hours ? I can’t handle that anymore tho
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANY SCARS ? A: I have a handful of scars on my forehead bc of an Incident in kindergarten, a scar on my left earlobe bc a dog almost ripped my fucking earlobe off and one on my right big toe due to my brother not telling me abt the glass he broke and didn’t clean up : ) that one cut to the bone : ) and a few on my left arm lols
Q: Have you ever had a secret admirer ? A: Not attractive enough tbh
Q: ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR ? A: I don’t lie on per the norm so no. I smile too much tbh
Q: ARE YOU A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER ? A: Usually not.
Q: CAN YOU DO ANY OTHER ACCENTS OTHER THAN YOUR OWN ? A: I can slip into accents for .00006 seconds but no one ever hears them
Q: DO YOU HAVE A STRONG ACCENT ? A: God I wish
Q: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ACCENT ? A: Boston / Mass accents.
Q: WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY TYPE ? A: This requires me to take a long-ass test n i’m not gna do that rn
Q: WHAT IS YOUR MOST EXPENSIVE PIECE OF CLOTHING ? A: Probably my $70-$80 jeans that are now Ruined
Q: CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE ? A: Mhm
Q: ARE YOU AN INNIE OR AN OUTIE ? A: Innie
Q: LEFT OR RIGHT HANDED ? A: Right
Q: ARE YOU AFRAID OF SPIDERS ? A: Naturally
Q: FAVORITE FOOD ? A: Highkey Gyros
Q: FAVORITE FOREIGN FOOD ? A: GYROS
Q: ARE YOU A CLEAN OR MESSY PERSON ? A: Both : (
Q: MOST USED PHRASE ? A: haHahahA whatta mood !
Q: MOST USED WORD ? A: Mood
Q: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO GET READY ? A: Two hours
Q: DO YOU HAVE MUCH OF AN EGO ? A: Probably best known for forgetting things
Q: DO YOU SUCK OR BITE LOLLIPOPS ? A: suck eM
Q: DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF ? A: Probably
Q: DO YOU SING TO YOURSELF ? A: All the time
Q: ARE YOU A GOOD SINGER ? A: I’ve been told that I am by a handful of ppl but who knows
Q: BIGGEST FEAR ? A: Drowning, burning to death or being stabbed in either lung bc yiKEs
Q: ARE YOU A GOSSIP ? A: Not necessarily tbh
Q: BEST DRAMATIC MOVIE YOU’VE SEEN ? A: Baby driver but it wasn’t rlly dramatic ?
Q: DO YOU LIKE LONG OR SHORT HAIR ? A: On me, it’s a tie tbh. I love long hair until I have it n then I want it shoRT SO
Q: CAN YOU NAME ALL 50 STATES OF AMERICA ? A: If I have a while to think abt them then yes. If not, no
Q: FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT ? A: English / Language
Q: EXTROVERT OR INTROVERT ? A: Intro x100
Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SCUBA DIVING ? A: No and I don’t want to
Q: WHAT MAKES YOU NERVOUS ? A: Being honest abt how I feel regardless of context
Q: ARE YOU SCARED OF THE DARK ? A: I’m the Biggest baby so yes
Q: DO YOU CORRECT PEOPLE WHEN THEY MAKE MISTAKES ? A: Not verbally bc I wasn’t raised in the jungle
Q: ARE YOU TICKLISH ? A: EvERYWHERE
Q: HAVE YOU EVER STARTED A RUMOR ? A: Gross, no
Q: HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY ? A: Once for a hs class assignment but I’m the only one who worked on the project in the long-run
Q: HAVE YOU EVER DRANK UNDERAGE ? A: mhm
Q: HAVE YOU EVER DONE DRUGS ? A: Only smoked weed tbh
Q: WHO WAS YOUR FIRST REAL CRUSH ? A: My kindergarten boyfriend, how the turntables
Q: HOW MANY PIERCINGS DO YOU HAVE ? A: Eleven
Q: CAN YOU ROLL YOUR Rs ? A: Barely !
Q: HOW FAST CAN YOU TYPE ? A: Pretty fast, idk the wpm tho
Q: HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN ? A: What is this, middle school ?
Q: WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR ? A: Bleached bitch
Q: WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES ? A: Brown
Q: WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO ? A: Cats, unfortunately
Q: DO YOU KEEP A JOURNAL ? A: I don’t but should
Q: WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS DO ? A: My dad is a licensed Electrician and my mom works at a grocery store
Q: DO YOU LIKE YOUR AGE ? A: I feel 12 yall
Q: WHAT MAKES YOU ANGRY ? A: Being mocked or people bickering with me over something that I’m obviously right about
Q: DO YOU LIKE YOUR OWN NAME ? A: Skye is a shit name tbh, would change it to Liz if my parents wouldn’t freak out about it.
Q: HAVE YOU ALREADY THOUGHT OF BABY NAMES, AND IF SO WHAT ARE THEY ? A: I love feminine / strong / unisex names.
Q: DO YOU WANT A BOY OR GIRL FOR A CHILD ? A: Idk probably either
Q: WHAT ARE YOUR STRENGTHS ? A: Doubting everyone
Q: WHAT ARE YOUR WEAKNESSES ? A: Assuming the worst of ppl
Q: HOW DID YOU GET YOUR NAME ? A: Well, my mom wrote a list of names on a sheet of paper and my dad liked Skye so here we are. I was almost a Chloe / Mercedes / Samantha.
Q: WERE YOUR ANCESTORS ROYALTY ? A: Obviously not
Q: COLOR OF YOUR BEDSPREAD ? A: Black ONLY because my main sheets had been washed recently and I haven’t changed back
Q: COLOR OF YOUR ROOM ? A: Yellow but not by choice
And the meme is from HERE. Tagging @heartcraves but u genuinely don’t have to do this bc it took me almost two hours so please spare yourself
