A few things I need to remind people of every now and then because apparently they keep getting forgotten:
I consider myself to have a very dark, acidic sense of humor, and it's also a very Spanish one. It's basically built on sarcasm and making people deeply uncomfortable. It's a mix of my personality and my culture, so if I say something outrageous, please make sure I'm being ironic before taking it literally. There are few things more exhausting than having to explain a joke.
I do not debate men on the internet. If I find out you're a guy, I'll probably either drop the conversation entirely or start making fun of you. Sorry, but I do not accept political or social opinions from random men I don't know. I'm simply not interested.
I make fun of the US a lot because I genuinely think it's the dumpster of the Western world. I'm not going to apologize for it and I'm not going to retract it.
Please remember that my ask box is not a forum. I like answering asks, but some people use them to go on long rants. If you're someone I regularly interact with, that's fine, because I actually care about talking to you. If you're some random anon, not so much. If you want to use my ask box to rant instead of asking something, at least come off anon. Otherwise I either won't answer or I'll answer in the bitchiest way imaginable. Sorry, but I've said this many times already. Maybe you'll catch me in a very, very, very good mood someday, but generally I answer asks because they give me dopamine, and random rants don't.
I've been on Tumblr for a very long time and I've answered a lot of things. I understand that not everyone has followed me for years and there are new people around, but if you're going to ask me for headcanons about a character, I strongly recommend checking that character's tag first. There's a good chance I've already answered it.
I have fandoms other than HP, and I have favorite characters other than Severus Snape. I have absolutely no problem being asked about them.
I also have zero problem with personal or controversial questions. In fact, I enjoy them.
Zero problem with sexual content.
I don't care how old you are. If I think you're an idiot, I'll tell you you're an idiot. If that bothers you, go cry to your parents because I genuinely do not care.
I'm left-wing. I'm more left-wing than the most left-wing person you know. In fact, I only discuss some of my actual political beliefs in very specific circles, but for practical purposes you can consider me radically left-wing. So if you come at me with bourgeois nonsense, save your breath.
Zionists, please don't. Seriously. I have no interest in interacting with you or hearing from you, and I don't care if we like the same things. Kindly fuck off.
I'm an only child raised by a girl dad, so I'm arrogant, insufferable, and convinced I'm right about everything. That said, I'm actually very nice if we get along. What people need to understand is that I'm not going to shut the fuck up just because they don't like what I'm saying.
I have ADHD, which means the more you insist, the more dopamine you're going to give me and the more annoying I'm going to become. So if you're expecting me to leave a conversation before I've thoroughly gotten on your nerves, you're going to be disappointed, because at that point you're basically compensating for my neurological deficiencies.
Sometimes I write things.
