#persocomkin

Nearly all my kintypes are from some iteration of the Marvel universe, even outside Marvel/comics at large they are all male main characters who have homoerotic relationships in-canon that in my universe were consummated relationships, the kintypes always come in pairs of the two people who were in a relationship so we are thankfully not lonely and have no urge to seek out canonmates, most of us knew each other in our past lives.....

Except 1 single kintype which is a robot girl(specifically a Persocom from Chobits). We don't know where she came from. We love her, but girl(nonbinary), how did you GET HERE. It is a comics sausage fest. Oh and Venom is boynonbinary (<-he/they are ok with this language don't get on my ass for the way I phrased it) so I guess there's two NB folks in here. But seriously, it's so funny it's like "Hello I am Captain America & Bucky Barnes and Eddie & Venom and Spider-Man & Deadpool & Wolverine, and also a robot. Who is a girl. But only because she was designed that way and doesn't care about gender. She is waving, you have to wave back and be nice to her or we will all turn into villains and blow this whole place up."

She and Wade share a love of fancy dresses and that's what really matters. Everyone else is a jeans kind of guy.

i have frankly too many kintypes(dont feel obligated to tag them all), being:

1. a persocom from chobits, 2. steve rogers, 3. bucky barnes, 4. eddie brock, 5. venom, 6. peter parker, 7. wade wilson, 8. logan howlett, 9. dean winchester, 10. sam winchester

that is too many!!! but okay, let's think about who wins. 1, 9, and 10 are out immediately. love the brothers but they're not being superheros. there's a lot of minutiae of who could beat who in the superheros, but suffice to say i think that as seen in deadpool kills the marvel universe, last man standing would be 7. wade.

of course with superhero fights different scenarios and situations will lead to different characters having the upperhand, and there have been times logan beats wade. venom can overpower a lot but steve could probably smack his shield and make it vibrate at the right hertz to hurt V, leaving eddie vulnerable. bucky has a lot going for him, but peter's spidey-sense could give him the upper hand... there's no definitive result. but i do think wade has a real shot at combining creativity with utter ruthlessness.

that's my husband, ladies and gents

--logan howlett