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NOT MINE, but this is amazing XD
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NOT MINE, but this is amazing XD
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I wanted to parody this cartoon to Lawrence X/
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The Night Before Finals
‘Twas the night before finals, when all through the dorm not a student was sleeping, in any way, shape, or form. The textbooks were flung across desks without care in hopes that the end soon would be there. Their coffee was stagnant, now cold in their mugs, the students sat silent, in need of some hugs. My roommate in panic and I in a fright could not get to sleep though how late in the night. When out in the hall what arose such a clatter, I dragged myself from desk to see what was the matter. Away to the door I grumbled and swore, made a promise of homicide and opened the door. The florescent lights, behind the bug filled light cover, shone down on the carpet with stains of something or other. When what in the dimly lit hall should appear, fuckboys in swivel chairs, with liquor and beer. Their leader I recognized after a moment or more as the neckbeard I knew dealt drugs from next door. As coordinated as housecats the hoard they came, while yelling and stomping he followed and sang:
3, 6, 9 damn you're fine move it so you can sock it to me one more time
Get low, get low
Get low, get low
Get low, get low
Get low, get low
Get low, get low
To the window! To the wall (to the wall)!
To the sweat drop down my balls!
To all these bitches crawl!
To all skeet skeet motherfucker! All skeet skeet god damn!
To all skeet skeet motherfucker! All skeet skeet god damn!
As a car that before a tall tree does crash, so do they into the walls and the trash. With santa hats on their heads, the fuckboys they flew, with JackDenial’s and Bacardi’s and their drug dealer friend too. And then in their room I hear them next door, yelling and screaming and calling for more. As I am about to return from the hall, he stumbles out of the room, fuckboys and all. He was dressed in a red bathrobe and a sock on one foot, all his clothes were tarnished and covered with soot; a zip-lock of joints he had in each fist, while smoke filled the hall like a foul smelling mist. His eyes – they were bloodshot. His companions – how merry. He had a blunt in his mouth with a bright burning cherry. His mouth was drawn back with a constipated frown and the beard on his beck was scraggly and brown. The stump of his blunt he held tight is his teeth, and the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a pale face and a little beer belly and his friends egged him on, howling and yelling. They wore sunglasses and Nikes, one was in the nude. I stood there in wonder of how anyone could be so damned rude. He wandered over and offered his blunt; I told him to fuck off, he called me a cunt. He crossed the hall to the sorority girls next door, slid a joint through the crack and yelled “merry Christmas, whore”. He went down the hall, bag of joints in his hand, while followed in toe by his loyal fuckboy band. They reached the end of the hall and the elevator then opened and out came the police who could not believe what had happened. The fuckboys did see them and after a moment did scatter and without hesitation the cops did chase after. The dealer did sprint back towards his room, but I knew that the police would get to him soon. An officer gave chase without missing a beat and the dealer was tackled right there by my feet. They put him in handcuffs and took him away, somewhere down the hall I heard him loudly say “3, 6, 9 damn you're fine move it so you can sock it to me one more time.”
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