Eurovision 2010s: 200 - 195
200. Joe & Jake -Ā āYouāre not aloneā
United Kingdom 2015
Thatās right, I randomly like Jake and Joe. Bet you didnāt see that coming! š¤ and I mean, why shouldnāt I? The song is fairly cute, a good example of the UK sendingĀ a mediocrity but making it just genuine and charming enough so I can care.Ā
Obviously thereās also the amusing undercurrent of intense bromosexuality (which is basically homosexuality, but without the sex), which I as a gay person always experience as precious. Thereās enough material here to validate a Jake + Joe shipping culture, which is more than what can be said of say, the people (Italians) who are still trying to make Meta + Moro happen. Itās never gonna happen people, get a new hobby!!!
Anyway, Jake > Joe, partially because heās better/cuter (controversial, I know!) but mostly because Jake Shakeshaft is a top five name in the herstory of names. š¤
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199. Jon Lillygreen & The Islanders -Ā āLife looks better in springā
Cyprus 2010
Ah yes, we are well deep into the āthis is cuteā phase of the ranking, no need ot repeat myself all over. āLife looks better in springā trends a bit too White Guy With a Guitar for me, but overall itās quite charming. I am particularly fond of the backing vocals. They give this otherwise quiet song some well-appreciated texture for me to savor.Ā
Also contributing to the Cypriot storyline of recruiting entrants that arenāt from Cyprus. <3
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198. PernillaĀ -Ā āNƤr jag blundarā
Finland 2012Ā
Continuing down the same paradigm of lovable introversion we find this sugary fairy ballad. From Finland, in SWEDISH <3 Pernillaās main draw here is that her ballad is a tribute to her mother, without delving into evil exploitative shit like the others of its kind do. Awwwwwdorable. Sadly, she also fell victim to 2012ā²s ubiquitous sound issues. š
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197. MĆ©lanie RenĆ© -Ā āTime to shineā
Switzerland 2015
Oh another of those cute- NOPE, THOUGHT ~WRONG~ BITCHES!! MĆ©lanie RenĆ© has had enough with those losers on the internet equating her with the rest of those wallflowers. ItāsĀ her time, her moment and sheās not gonna let go of it!! Thereās nothing sheās afraid of, sheāll show you what sheās made of, show you all itās ~her time to shine~
and then she finished last. Oh well. š¤
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196. ManuElla -Ā āBlue and redā
Slovenia 2016
So, as it happens, Taylor Swift is actually one of my biggest non-ESC guilty pleasures š¤ So, when this bargain bin TSwift marched on the stage with the exact same ~energy~ flowing down her meridians, I was immediately hooked. ManuEllaās charm is further bolstered by the fact that she, like most Slovene entrants, is disarminingly hopeless and was never going to qualify. š¤ ALAYAYAYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY.