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I'm a completely different person around every single person I hang out with, and I have no idea which one is the real me.

I think you know you're in a friendship for the long run when you don't need something to do when you hang out, that you're completely comfortable just playing on your phones or watching tv next to each other because you enjoy their presence.

do you ever see one of your hairs fall out and think "crap i can't commit a crime now my DNA evidence is here"

if a girl looks tired or sick, there is literally no reason you need to tell her that. chances are she didn't have time to get ready this morning and you're being a rude ass bitch by pointing it out.

are u ever talking to someone and all of a sudden you feel a boogie in your nose but literally all their attention is focused on you so you can't discreetly get pick it so you just have to keep talking to them knowing they're probably staring at the booger poppin out your nose hole