#omgwang

what do u call antagonizing a hoe? thot provoking.

my sister and I went into the Dollar Tree, and while we were shopping someone over the loud speaker goes “there’s a kid at the front wearing jeans, and a shirt, whose child is this” and me and my sister started dying laughing, cause that’s like, the most vague description ever. So when we got to the front, we were like “ did you find the parents of that child?” and the cashier was like “oh there isnt a child, the Dollar Tree just requires me to make 4 announcements over the intercom per hour”