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(Episode numbers according to Wikipedia)

Rising Tides, Crashing Skies

-Fuck, it’s a Ronaldo episode.

-”Jenny: Intimidating teenage girl”

-”Onion: ???????”

-Ronaldo is cancer.

-Fuck you Ronaldo.

-I mean why does he even talk like that

Keeping It Together

-STEVEN HAS LIKE A HUNDRED SAME SHIRTS

-”The entire planet will become”  what? “janked”?

-UNIBROW STEVEN

-PEARL USES HER GEM AS A FLASHLIGHT

-PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

face.

-”cornered”... NOT  IMMA GO STRAIGHT UP THIS WALL BITCHES

-uh oh

PERICOPTER

-I’;;M CRYINGG

IT’S EVEN MORE FUNNY BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF THIS (it’s star wars rebels btw) 

-SQUARE MOM HIGH CFIVE

-sp00ky...

-I DON’T LIKE THE BACKGROUND MUSIC

-AAHHH

-O SHIT IT’S THE FORCED FUSION CLIP I SAW WAY BACK ON YOUTUBE

-HOLY FUCK

-HOW DID THIS EPISODE GO FROM FOLDING LAUNDRY TO THIS

-TO

-THIS

-WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

-KHASDGFKASHGDFKAF

-IMAGINE IF THOSE WERE HUMANS, THIS WOULD BE SOME FRANKENSTEIN HUMAN CENTIPEDE SHIT WITH BODY PARTS OF SEVERAL DEAD PEOPLE MASHED TOGETHER

-”her fingers were too fast for us”  uhhhh I’ll just  leave that be

-those are mismatched socks

We Need to Talk

-Are they gonna fuse?

-Yep

-GREG’S FACE

-NICE SONG

-pfft Pearl

-PEARL DID YOU SHOW OFF ON PURPOSE

-FUCKING PEARL AND HER ISSUES

-Pearl: “STAY AWAY FROM MY ROSE”

-”EYE think I get it”

-ewwwww kiss

-when I grow up I want to be peacefully ALONE

-”harpo rachulan chico”?

-??

-ah...

Chille Tid

-HOW IS STEVEN NOT DROWNING YET

-Lightyear measures distance, not time.

IM DYING

-DAMN RIGHT YOU GUYS LOOK EXHAUSTED

-*grits teeth* ”cause I’m always relaxed”

-Steven falls asleep way more easily than I do. He also has some very weird dreams.

why is she crying&puking water and why is she the only colorful thing in this dream of black and white

wtf

-giant pearl head. wtf

-On another note I once dreamed that I was trying to kill myself so I jumped off a building and broke my legs but it didn’t work so I ran to a shop grabbed a knife and started stabbing myself in the neck and my head almost came off but I was still alive and that was the most fucked up dream I ever had

-WTF LAPIS

-PEARL’S DREAM OMFG

-WHY IS SHE BEAMING UP HER DREAM ANYWAY

-PEARL HAS SOME VERY WEIRD DREAMS TOO

-I;M LAUGHING SO HRAD

just putting this here

-BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS EATING THIS VERY SOUR CANDY WHILE WATCHING THIS AND I CHOKED ON IT AND NOW MY THROAT IS BURNING

-WAS THAT MALACHITE

-WAIT WHAT

-ARE LAPIS AND JASPER, LIKE, CONNECTED TO EITHER ENDS OF A CHAIN AND THEY’RE CONTINUOUSLY FIGHTING OVER CONTROL OF MALACHITE

-WELL THAT’S VERY DISTURBING

-SO VERY DISTURBING

-”and I might have some issues I need to work out” believe me, it’s not that bad.

-GARNET’S FACEFLOOR

Cry for Help

-PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT HSDFHKASKH PERIDOT PERIDOT PERIDOT

-wait wait wait wait wait wait wait doesn’t that mean everyone on earth who’s watching TV has seen Peridot’s broadcast

-ain’t that the place Sugilite wrecked in Season 1

-Pearl I get that you’re happy (for some reason) but why are you crying all of a sudden

-SUGGESTIVENESS

-IT’S SARDONYX

-I SAW A PIC OF THAT WHEN I LOOKED UP SOMETHING ABOUT BILL CIPHER IDEK WHY

-SO SHE;S A FUSION OF PEARL AND GARENT

-I MEAN GARNET

-WTF THEY FORMED DORITO METTATON

-SINCE WHEN WERE EITHER OF THEM SO DRAMATIC

-SHE DID A 360 WITH HER UPPER BODY

-HOW THE HELL IS SALTY BIRD STICK+SQUARE MOM=BAD JOKES DORITO METTATON

-GAUNTLET HAMMER

-WELL I AM GLAD TO SEE ARNET AND PEARL HAPPY AND ALL BUT WHERE THE HELL DID THAT PERSONALITY EVEN COME FROPM

-poor Amethyst...

-SUGGESTIVENESS

-WHERE DID THE BOWTIE EVEN COME FROM

-AMETHYST IS SINGING

-That cactus looks like Peridot crashed into it

-That doesn’t look like Peridot...

-PLOT TWIST it was Pearl all along she just wanted to fuse with Garnet more often

-Pearl. You’re not very good at lying.

-(But what is the real Peridot doing?)

-caught in the aaaaaaact

-Pearl has issues

-They all have issues

-I have a bad feeling about this. The last time Amethyst and Garnet fused, they were in a good mood, yet things still went overboard. This time Garnet’s cross and Amethyst’s uncomfortable. This cannot turn out well.

-ARE YOU KIDDING ME AMETHYST YOU’RE IN A FUCKING CARTOON YOURSELF

Keystone Motel

-Here in Korea motels are generally considered to be... unhealthy...  places... where... grownups... cheat... on... people.

-WHAT

-GARNET UNFUSED

-RUBY IS LIKE ANGER FROM INSIDE OUT

-SHE IS ANGER FROM INSIDE OUT

”Can’t you see I’m completely engulfed with rage?”

-I detect your sass.

-Ruby is rambling UNDER A POOL and Steven’s like wtf

-RUBY EVAPORATED THE FUKKIN POOL

-THE RESTAURANT IS LITERALLY CALLED THE BEST DINER IN THE WORLD

-I’m surprised she hasn’t burned her seat already

I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME BABY

Peridot from Friend Ship for a huge SU collab tribute video HERE

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