clink clink. what is that? enter dorian. bottles in his hands. in his poc— yeah you get the point by now. there are three of them now. shared secret. no one will know.

would it be silly to say zenith? it’s the first skz fic i ever wrote, the first fanfic i wrote seriously, and sure, it’s not as good as compared to my more recent stuff (though that’s a given), but it set me down this path

oooh man i do not know probably around 500 or smt

GodDAMMIT, I just saw the ask I answered about this, like, a year ago when I was looking shit up yesterday, and of course, I can't find it now, but there's this shlubby-looking (Scottish? Irish? vaguely Northern?) man who interviews people, and I know he interviewed Louis, among a lot of other people, and someone interviewed HIM, and among the things he talked about (when asked) was the size of Harry's dick, which he says is quite big--I can't remember if it was a first-hand (ahem) account, or him just repeating shit, but it was a focal point, if you will, of the interview that got people in a predictable lather. Ed Sheeran has also commented on it--Louis Tomlinson himself did, too, in that famous "Harry can whip his dick around your face" (paraphrasing) comment in an interview.