#percy probably

Something everyone knows. Which makes it completely unnecessary when, bright and early (seven-thirty AM to be specific) someone who came knocking finds it important to not only stir up a ruckus in their fistfight with the door at such an unholy hour, but also holler at the top of his (impressively strong) lungs "Jackson! Yo, Percy! Open up!" over and over. From the sound of it, it's Will Solace. "Dude! Up and at 'em! Breakfast is in a half-hour anyway, wake up!"

--Will Solace, @naomis-healer-son

percy opens the door, hair messy and half awake, with a half hearted glare.

- @probably-percy

-Kickass magical water powers

-Can talk to horses and fishies 

-God-father actually acknowledges his existence and likes (loves?) him

-Is very hot

-Girlfriend is hotter (and smarter. So much smarter. Really the whole package). 

-Mom is alive and will literally kill a dude for him, without hesitation

Like yeah, sometimes Percy’s life sucks and he has suffered, but man, if I were a demigod I’d probably either hate or desperately love Percy Jackson. Maybe both. Probably both.