Percy wrestling with his feelings for Annabeth and Alabaster until Annabeth gets fed up and asks him point blank
Alabaster is very amused with his word vomit about how he doesn't know how he can like both of them
cue annabeth explaining that she and al have been in a qpr/relationship for a while now 💀
insert ethan joining and annabeth trying to shove alabaster into confessing because she K N O W S hes had a crush on him since they were campers
cue percy now trying to come to terms with the fact that yes, he now also likes ethan and why is alabaster making fun of him SO DOES HE
annabeth is done with both of them
Al: haha look it's lover boy. You're pining after Ethan so hard.
Percy: yOu'Re PinInG AfTEr EThaN sO hArD. Like you aren't.
Annabeth: Dear titans, why me...
Percy, who has been very confused about his feelings wondering if Al and Annabeth likes him back. Meanwhile, Al and Annabeth are deciding if they should wait or just tell him, till Annabeth gets fed up and tells him bluntly.
I imagine Luke is also very amused with the situation, especially after Ethan joins the crew. He's lovingly making fun of his little sister. Who needs Hephaestus TV on Princess Andromeda when they have whatever's going on with General Torrington, Lieutenant Nakamura, Perseus Jackson, and a very done Lieutenant Chase.