Me: just wants to freaking write and get some work done
My cat: βNow is play time!! Play with me!! Hmm. No response to meowing in the face. Okay, Iβll lay across your hands then--STOP MOVING YOUR HANDS SO HELP ME IβLL BITE THEM! GASP HOW DARE YOU MOVE ME AWAY! FINE! NO HANDS! Iβll sit on the floor and dig my claws into your leg instead, that will keep me entertained!! Also, Iβm hungry, carry me to my food dish or I will literally never give you peace again.β











