you walk in when the jjk men accidentally let your children fall while playingâpanicking, whispering apologies the babies donât yet understand, trying to stop the crying before their scary wife (you) sees.
including: satoru, nanami, toji, & geto.
warnings: MDNI, jjk men as dads, suggestive, cursing, vulgar language, lowkey crackfic
a/n: this has been in my drafts for so long lol
SATORU GOJO â
gojo knows what he is doing. he is only fully convinced it will go the way he has been anticipating.Â
it probably wonât.Â
your daughter is already giggling in his hands, tiny legs kicking as he lifts her slightly in the air.Â
âokay,â he says, focused for once. âwatch this. this is gonna be cool.âÂ
she squeals, approval granted, legs curling slightly.
gojo adjusts his stance, eyes narrowing behind the glasses. it wonât be a throwânot really. itâs more like a controlled drop.Â
heâll just stop her midair. easy for a man like satoru.Â
he lets go and for a split second, everything aligns. then, nothing. no catch, and no pause.Â
just a soft thump.Â
gojoâs brain goes blank, your daughter blinks up at him from the floor, stunned, not even hurt, yet, just stunned.Â
âhuh..â he breathes.Â
then her face starts to scrunch.
âoh, no- no, no.. wait!â he drops instantly, scooping her up. âthat wasâ you were supposed to..â
her lip trembles.
âiâm sorry, sorry, sorry.â he whispers as if she understands a thing about what he is saying, or of what just happened. âi miscalculated.â he whispers quickly, bouncing her. âjust donât cry, please donât cry babygirl.âÂ
heâs too late. a sharp wail fills the room, and from the kitchen.. everything goes quiet.Â
âsatoru?â your voice, laced with worry, the soft sound of a kitchen towel rubbing against your hands, and then your fast footsteps.Â
he freezes. âeverythingâs fine!â he calls, way too fast. âweâre just doing advanced techniques, mama!â he says, too loud, trying to outdo your daughterâs cries.Â
you step into the doorway and your eyes go straight to the crying infant in his arms. then to him. âwhat did you do.âÂ
gojo swallows. â..maybe I overestimated myself. no, thatâs not even possible. i justââ
the baby cries harder.Â
you step forward, arms already spread out. âgive her to me.âÂ
he hesitates, but only for a second. âshe was supposed to stop. i was gonna teleport her to the bed.â he murmurs as he hands her over. âlike⊠you know..â
you stare at him. âyou tried to teleport her? our daughter? our ten month old daughter?âÂ
âbut when you say it like that-â
âi am saying it like that because thatâs exactly what you were going for.âÂ
you give him a look and he winces, then leans in anyway, gently brushing her hair back. âIâm sorry.. that one's on me.âÂ
his hand trails down to your hip, squeezing gently.Â
a pause follows, short, awkward. then you whisper, âno more experiments.â
âyes maâam.â he says quietly. âthatâs fair..â
later, it is quiet. gojo lays beside you, struggling to keep his hands to himself.
âbaby.. pleasee.â he murmurs, moving closer.
it is his tenth.. no, eleventh time asking. you fold your pillow so that both sides cover your ears. âitâs been a long day, toru. go to sleepâ
âyouâre still mad about earlier? i didnât mean to drop her..â
you turn now, eyes wide in the sharp, warning like manner that gojo has feared since you met. âbut you did.â
âcome on, baby. you know i didnât mean to. at least she didnât land on her head, right?â he gets closer, fingers brushing your side.
your breath hitches despite yourself, eyes trailing down his body and landing on the hard, defined outline of his dick.
you swallow, cheeks hot, trying not to let him see just how much you want him despite your anger. but gojo grins knowingly, his hand slipping under the sheet to your thigh.
his thumb traces gentle circles there, testing just how close he can get. you clench your thighs instinctively. âfine.â you breathe.
âaw, i knew my pretty wife wouldnât hold-â
your hand tracks from his chest to his mouth. âshh.â
âyes maâam.â
KENTO NANAMI â
nanami has everything under control, as always.Â
your son is steady, small hands raised and gripping the edge of the desk, little legs wobbling but determined.Â
âiâve got you. we need to perfect this so we can show your mother.â nanami says, voice softer than usual. âjust one step.â
the plan is simple; help him stand, snap a photo, keep it until youâre done with training so that he can show you.Â
a small milestone, safe and documented.Â
your son looks at him, then nanami lets go. the baby takes one wobbly step forward, then another. kentoâs breath catches.Â
âthatâs it..â he says quietly, a hint of awe slipping through. âcome here. come to dadda.âÂ
your son wobbled toward him. three steps, four, and then his foot caught. a tiny stumble, then a thud.Â
nanami moves immediately, shaking his head, taking his son gently. âsorry, iâm sorry.â he whispers rapidly, as if heâs apologizing to you.Â
your sonâs face crumples anyway.Â
âitâs alright..â he sighs, his grip tightening slightly, cradling him closer. âi shouldnât have let you try that alone.â
a cry breaks out and footsteps approached quickly.Â
âken?â you enter and see your son crying in his arms. your eyes flick to the desk and then back to him. ââŠwhat happened?â
âhe walked to me,â he said quietly. âi thought i could catch him before he fell.âÂ
your expression shifts, surprise and then concern. âhe walked?â you whisper. âand you did not wait to practice this with me?â
kento shuts his eyes for a second, theyâre low when he opens them again. â..yes, and i failed to support him properly.âÂ
you step closer, taking your baby. âhe just fell,â you say, too gentle. âthat happens.âÂ
nanami stays quiet for a second, throat dry. âplease, donât talk like that.. iâd rather hear you scream.âÂ
your sons cries soften against you. nanami watches, something heavy in his expression.Â
âiâm sorry..â he murmurs. not just to the baby.
later the house is quiet, the kind of quiet that only comes after a long dayâsoft, dim, wrapped in low light and the steady rhythm of a sleeping child down the hall.
youâve just finished getting ready for bed, sitting at the vanity, fingers absentmindedly working through the last steps of your routine.Â
the master bathroom door opens behind you. nanami steps out, hair still damp, a towel slung low across his waist.
âhe asleep?â he murmurs, stretching behind you.
your eyes meet his in the mirror. âmhm..â
âyouâre still mad?â he whispers loud enough for you to hear.Â
you donât answer, you just resume your nightly routine. he sighs heavily, one hand dragging down his face.Â
he crosses the room sheepishly, grabbing for your shoulders and pulling you against him gently. âiâve been thinking about you all day. forgive me, please.â
you are about to stand, turn away and get in bed, but then you feel his erection pressing tight against your back.
âiâd like to apologize properly now, darling.â
âkentoââ you gasp, hands flexing where they rest against your vanity.
âshhâ he says, leaning down and nibbling your ear softly, fingers tracing your jaw. he leans in, pressing gentle wet kisses against your neck.
you lean in because of course you do, itâs your husband.
TOJI FUSHIGURO â
toji isnât trying to be dumb, because, to him, he isnât. at least it sounds efficient, two babies, one workout.Â
your twins are perched on his back, giggling as he lowers himself into another push up.Â
âhold on,â he mutters. âdonât start sliding. iâll never hear the end of it.â
a tiny laugh escapes your son, encouragement. your daughter slaps his back repeatedly, giggling along with her twin.Â
âmhm,â he groans. âreal funny.â despite his words, the corner of his mouth twitches, scar stretching.Â
another push up, and then another, and then a shift. there was too much weight to one side and his advance faltered.Â
both of the twins roll off. at first, toji freezes, then he glances at them and laughs, trying to play it offâtrying to distract them.Â
their faces distort. tojiâs eyes shut as if heâs only praying they wonât make a fuss. âyouâve gotta be kidding me.âÂ
the babies blink up at him, lips tremblingâthen, in perfect sync they weep.Â
âoh, donât-â toji mumbles, hands reaching out for them. ânot both of you..âÂ
way too late, and from where you were, silence falls. his eyes shut again at the sound of your footsteps.Â
âtoji?â you appear and freeze. both babies crying, toji sitting there with one already in his arm, reaching for the other.Â
âwhat did you do?âÂ
âthey rolled.â he says.
your stare sharpens and he tenses visibly. âyou dropped both of them?â
âthey rolled,â he repeats, more firmly.Â
you step inside and pick up your son. âthey were on your back, werenât they?â you say, noting the red marks on tojiâs shoulders.Â
âmaybe..â
they cry louder and toji clicks his tongue, clearly irritated.. but not at them. âtheyâre fine.. didnât hit too hard.âÂ
your daughter stops crying the moment you take her and turn away, just like that. toji goes still behind you. ââŠseriously?â he mutters.
you donât even look at him. âwhat?â
âi had her handled.â
âmm,â you hum, swaying gently. âlooked like it.â
he clicks his tongue, but thereâs no real bite to it. just slightly bruised pride. by the time both babies are finally asleep, the house settles into a quiet that feels earned.
you stretch once, then move into the kitchen. you barely get started before you feel him again. toji doesnât announce himselfâheâs just there, close and warm, one hand braced against the counter beside you, the other settling at your waist.
âyou know,â he starts, voice low, âthey stopped crying real fast when you picked âem up.â
âmhm.â
his thumb brushes lightly against your side. âfeels like favoritism.â
âthatâs because you used them as gym equipment.â
âthey were participating.. and helping.â
you snort. âthey canât even hold their heads up properly.â
âthey held on just fine.â
Thereâs a pause. Then his hand shiftsâslower now, more deliberate.
âyou didnât look this calm earlier,â he murmurs.
âI wasnât,â you reply. âyou dropped both of our babies.â
âthey rolled.â
âyou dropped them, ji.â
ââŠsemantics.â
you try to step away, but he keeps you closeânot forceful, just enough to turn you slightly back toward him.
âbe careful,â you warn. âIâm cooking.â
âyeah,â he says, glancing down briefly. âI can see that.â
thereâs a pause, then he speaks again. âyou always get like this after?â
you narrow your eyes. âafter what?â
âhandling everything.â his mouth tilts faintly. âall calm and in control⊠kinda unfair.â
âtoji.â
âwhat?â he says, completely unbothered. âjust an observation.â
âyouâre not subtle.â
ânever said i was.â he leans closer, voice dipping just enough to make your focus slip. âshould i start doing push ups with them more often?â
you elbow him immediately. âdonât you dare.â
he laughs under his breath. âif we have another,â he adds, like itâs nothing, âi wonât use them as gym equipment.â
you stop completely. âwhat?â
âi said,â he repeats easily, âif we have another, iâll adjust.â
you turn slowly, staring at him. âIf we have another?â you cross your arms. âyou just dropped two today.â
âthey rolled, baby. I'm telling ya.â
âyou dropped-â you cut yourself off with a sharp exhale. âand so your solution is more?â
a hint of a grin tugs at his mouth. âi said iâd learn.â
âthatâs not reassuring.â
âit should be.â
you turn back to the stove, shaking your head. âIncredible.â
thereâs a quiet pause behind you, then his hand returns to your waistâslower now, less teasing.
âbesides,â he murmurs, âyou handled them pretty well.â
âtheyâre babies. iâm their mother. its the job.â
âyeah,â he says, thumb brushing lightly again, âbut you make it look easy.â
âflatteryâs not fixing this.â
âwasnât trying to fix it.â
you glance back at him and this time, heâs looking at you steadily, not joking.. not entirely.
ââŠyouâre serious,â you say.
âabout not using them as weights? yeah.â
âthatâs not the part i meant.â
âwhy not? why not another?â
the question hangs. you turn fully now, folding your arms. âbecayse we already have two.â
âaand?â
âand thatâs enough, theyâre newborns.â
he tilts his head slightly, considering it, not dismissing, just thinking.
âmaybe itâs enough,â he says.
âtoji!â
âwhat?â he murmurs, softer now, hand still resting at your side. âjust saying.â
thereâs no pressure, just that same quiet certainty, like the idea doesnât bother him at all.
like maybe, heâs already thought about it.
you hold his gaze for a second longer, then turn back to the stoveâthough your focus isnât nearly as steady now.
âyou can cook your own dinner,â you mutter.
a low chuckle sounds behind you. âyeah,â he says. âweâll see about that.â
SUGURU GETO â
suguru knows exactly what heâs doing. he thought it would be harmless, teaching your one year old son how to play ballâŠ
your boy sat in front of geto, fascinated, watching the basketball in his hands.Â
âalright,â geto smiles, bouncing the ball lightly. âwatch closely.âÂ
the ball hits the floor and comes back up, a simple dribble, smooth and controlled.Â
your son giggles and getoâs smile softens. âsee? like this.âÂ
he dribbles again, but your son reaches forward too suddenly.Â
the timing breaks, the ball bounces wrong, and taps right into him.Â
not hard, but hard enough, your son loses balance, tipping backward.Â
thumpÂ
getoâs heart dropsÂ
âoh!â heâs there instantly, picking him up. âi didnât think youâdâ im so sorry.â
your sons face twists. geto holds him closer.Â
âno, nope. its okay!â he bounces your son gently in his arms.
âsuguru!â he hears you coming from your bedroom, every one of your steps suddenly exaggerated and loud in his head. âwhyâs he crying?! i cant enjoy one moment with the girls without you turning boy time into a mess!â
you walk in only to see his nervous expression and your baby boy, writhing in his arms. you take him gently.Â
âwhatâŠhappened?â
âi was trying to teach him how to hoop!â he blurts out. âhe fell, baby im sorry..âÂ
âsuguru you are going to watch five little monkeys with this boy every night until he falls asleep. and if he doesn't.. you're going to put it on loop. do you understand?â
âno! iâll do anything.â
ânope. you will watch it.â
later that night, you and the girls peek through the hallway door and see geto on the couch with your son, baby sprawled on his chest like he has nowhere else to be, little fist in his mouth as he rewatches five little monkeys for the fifth time tonight.
you snicker as quietly as you can but your husband isnât an idiot. he knows youâre watching.
notes: i get so shy writing anything lewd it feels like iâm being watched by everybody whoâs ever met me in the world













