#penny1

If Alfred said it to Clark? No he's crying, that's his cool uncle man, there's no coming back from that

Said it to Barry? He's on the floor, he's not been running for the last week

Said it to Olly? Man doesn't even realize it, but he's in absolute shock

Hal is cocky at first like "what do I care what that guy's father thinks?" but it chips away at him slowly

Everyone knows what happens to Batman and his kids when that happens

5:30 awake and ready for whatever bullshit the batfam pulled the night before that they thaught “didn’t matter” broken bones, cuts that need stitches, ect.

6:00 the rest of the staff are notified of the rooms to avoid for the day, and the current schedule for the coming week, a minor breakfast spread is later out in preparation for the earlier risers of the bats, coffee is made and hot.

7:00 a bigger breakfast gets layer out, most of the Wayne’s and their guests are awake. The pets that need walks are walked (Damian helps) and he tells anyone that needs to know about things they have signed up for and weather or not they need to be canceled.

9:00 diffuse the online scandle of the day is felt with before it can gain traction or reach the bats. Occasionally this is needed to be a joint opperation between him and babs, but the butler is quite capable.

11:00- the lunch prep begins, a head count is taken of everyone that plans to be in the manor between the hours of 11:30-2:00 and planed accordingly

12:00 lunch is fully done and set out, grabs a bite to eat before moving to the bats private quarters and straightening them out, adding pillows, making shure any stuffed animals are on the bed, cleaning up trash, the occasional needed vacume, or sheet change to get the blood splotches off.

1:00-sits evil villain style with a cup of tea and Alfred the cat in his lap while doing whatever, the family knows it’s Alfred time, and that no interruptions that are not life or death will be accepted (it’s rare he gets a whole hour without at least one life or death situation)

2:00-yard work, weather with the barn and its creatures or just double checking the traps

3:00 Alfred training time, he takes a kid or two and teaches or re-inforces his skills, first aid, gun use, basic life skills ect.

4:00, dinner prep, head count, chopping and pre heating. Letting whatever happens around him happen.

6:30-dinner, he will eat at the table with whoever is around, making small talk, or big talk, whatever the person needs.

7:30, dinner clean up and patrol prep. Getting everything reloaded and ready for whatever Gotham has to throw at the bats.