What U Missed:
So my partner dumped me two hours b4 my annual Halloween bash this year that we were supposed to co-host so that was neato
They also tried to break back into my house before the party, and called me repeatedly (over 50 times) over the course of the weekend after the fact. How do I keep finding this winner winner chicken dinner people idk
October was an absolute trash month. Garbage. But November is gonna be better. It already is. My neighbor can still be an enormous Bitch, a total complete child, but I don’t feel totally smothered anymore. It’s at a much more healthy level. And my ex and I finally stopped talking which is definitely the right thing. They called me abusive when I said I wanted to stop talking though. Ain’t that just the way?
Trying hard to purge the drama and toxic people from my life since it all erupted out of nowhere this fall. I’m just too old and too tired. Let’s hope the rest of 2017 brings a happier Emily, more sex, a fatter ass, exciting jobs, new friends, new coffee houses, and hopefully also more sex.
