Hi. What's your name? How are you? How's your life? Oh, you got a man? Are you in love? If so, what type? Is it just platonic, strictly just as friends Or the type that ties you two together 'til tomorrow's end? If it is, disregard every time I call you pretty Though it's meant sincerely, it's just my imagination drifting Brush me off like the dirt on Jay-Z's shoulders So I fall to ground, collect myself and get ready to take over your heart Or at least your spare time And I love the thought of being with you Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone Hey, the second one's way sadder than the first one But I don't know I love the thought of being with you Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone The second one's way sadder than the first one But I don't know We should go and get a friggin' cup of coffee And I'll act friendly and I won't pull any stunts But I'm a little stunt puller from birth So I don't know what to tell you If I try to confess my love for Scones I just wanna say something real quick, please shh, listen I love These scones Just the diversity between the selection they have here The blueberry, the raspberry, strawberry, pumpkin Even which is basically a friggin' squash How they gonna make a scone out of a freaking squash? Ohh, wow, wow That shit blows my mind That's Elon Musk just in his little lab cooking up, baby But what were you talking about? Oh yeah, your boyfriend made you mad the other day? What was he saying? Oh, what do I think? Hmm He was being mean at that part-- point? But I'm sure he's gonna turn around at some... point, as well And I love the thought of being with you Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone The second one's way sadder than the first one But I don't know I love the thought of being with you, woah, woah, woah Or maybe it's the thought of not being so alone Shit, I love being-- I love being loved, but Don't like crying on the phone Hi, wassup? Yeah, what's going on? Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you, yeah, uh-huh It's so great you're doing all of those things You should keep doing all of them I think Oh yeah, my name's Hobo Johnson People like to say I'm a rapper, I'm actually not I produced this myself, I'm hella fucking proud of it But yeah, she like-- she's so nice She was so nice and cared about me, no one else did Literally, I don't think I've ever felt love before that She's a peach Scone She's a peach scone, yes And And, I love the thought of being with her I just really hope that she doesn't get hurt, y'know? They say it takes two years to come back down to earth From that lovely place that you've been, I heard it's so nice Good for you guys, I'm-- I'm glad (Being so alone) And if you find someone who loves you for who you are Keep loving 'em, man 'Cause that shit happens like, once in a lifetime, y'know? And who am I to get in the way of someone living their lifetime Y'know? And I hope you're doing really well, I haven't talked to you in a while But uh, I found someone else who really loves me for who I am But I don't call them enough, and that's why they moved away I'm gonna call them right now, she wants me to call her Okay Bye
