We had a few curious customers last night while meeting with the electrician in the coop. #patsyandloretta
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We had a few curious customers last night while meeting with the electrician in the coop. #patsyandloretta

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Anthony's experimental lure, made with some of Loretta's tail hair. #fishingwi #patsyandloretta #cowsandfish
Tonight on the blog, I talk about bumping a calf and whatever the hell that means. Link in profile. #pregnantheifer #patsyandloretta
Patsy's newest thing is to plop down almost immediately after eating to grunt and chew her cud. She seems a bit uncomfortable. Also she loves Lady Gaga. #pregnantheifer #patsyandloretta
Patsy's attempts at cleaning herself get more difficult the bigger she gets. Look at those giant lick marks! #patsyandloretta #bunintheoven

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While we love being able to see the girls from inside the house, we don't love the massive amounts of hay that they waste. Time to move the feeder and go back to the drawing board. #patsyandloretta
Hey ding dongs, I'm actually trying to help you when I tell you to get out of the way so dusty straw is not dropped all over your wet heads. It's not a great look. #patsyandloretta #dirtycows
Goodbye Barney. We will probably never know if you are Loretta's baby daddy (crossing our fingers that there IS a baby daddy at all) but I loved your sweet face, beautiful long eyelashes and the way you protected our girls. I know the girls are missing their third musketeer today, so I'm giving them extra sugar. #patsyandloretta #beefcattle