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🏈 Super ‘Bowel’ Sunday LVII💩

This football-shaped egg is the spawn of the female whip worm Trichuris trichiura.

They can be found in water contaminated by feces or in delicious half-time hotdogs 🌭 handled by unsanitary fingers. Once ingested it makes its way into your intestines and after about 3 months will hatch into a worm.

Once mature, the worm burrows her head and mouth parts into the delicate and comfortable mucosa of your intestines to feed. It is here that she will trigger an inflammatory response and causes bouts of abdominal pain with plenty of (sometimes bloody) diarrhea. A disease called trichuriasis.

While she is feeding she dangles her vulva into the lumen of your intestine and has sex with as many nearby male worms as possible.

Our little parasite now becomes a momma and starts firing out somewhere between 2,000-10,000 of these little eggs…

Per day!

This life of feeding and egg-laying, if left untreated, can last for the lifespan of a roundworm which can be around 5 years… that’s a very busy worm and lots of eggs.

All those eggs get flushed out of your body with your bloody diarrhea and, depending on where you live, ‘touchdown’ in the local water supply or back on that hotdog ready to be ingested once again and the whole process starts over.

Patrick Mahomes II is changing the game at warp speed, blurring the lines of “normalcy,” and making an impact that will be felt for years to come. The no look passes, deep dimes, creative flair, and unbreakable swagger leaves heads turned, and jaws dropped. He continually shapes new realities, and does so at a blistering pace. It’s this “Time Warp” that has influenced his latest collaboration with adidas, set to launch on Saturday, October 23rd, exclusively at Foot Locker, Champs Sports, Eastbay and adidas.com, the Patrick Mahomes ZX 2K Boost 2.0.

Distort reality and redefine the dimensions of style in the ZX 2K Boost 2.0. The psychedelic, wave-pattern graphics represent a time warp, the speed with which Mahomes is changing the game. His “2PM” nickname is reflected on the pull tab, and the 80’s color theme takes you back in time. The word mark on the sockliner represents the passing of time.

“While you can’t change the rules of time, you don’t need to be constrained by them,” said Mahomes. “Every design element of this ZX 2K Boost 2.0 is associated with time – from the unique colorway that really pops, to the black wavy stripes and psychedelic graphics, to the ‘2PM’ mark. When people wear these, I want them to be inspired to blur the boundaries of what’s expected and never take a second for granted.”

Foot Locker, Inc. has partnered with adidas to exclusively launch sneakers designed with adidas’ top athletes, celebrating the undeniable influence each have on their community on-and-off the field of play. The first launch featured six-time NBA All-Star Damian Lillard (NMD_R1 V2), followed by Las Vegas Raiders standout wide receiver Henry Ruggs III (adidas Superstars), and now Super Bowl Champion and MVP Patrick Mahomes II.

This latest collaboration follows the launch of Mahomes’ signature collection with adidas in August, a separate line of apparel and sneakers that represent his relentless approach to training.

The ZX 2K Boost 2.0 will be available in Men’s sizes and retail at $160.