a list of things i think about a lot as hrpf overlord but it's just for the plot narratives [or is it?]
but it's just me probably being horrifyingly parasocial but did y'all miss me!??! bc I missed y'all (the ppl of tiktok are PISSING me off)
will vote's linkedin
gritty being sentient and in a threesome with 2 other mascots and possessing danny briere
nolpat training one summer with Johnny Toews
denver barkey being short (known slut)
cole & leno living together - i give that apartment 2 days before one of them is sent back to dubie's
zegras & drysdale being reunited the same day as carts & ritchie (13?) years later
ryan leonard in a fursuit
denver, porter & bumper all living at ziggy's 2 bed apt.
babies in the cup.
nolpat driving through a fucking thunderstorm to see one travis konecny.
grilled cheese
will vote as an entity
mack & leno convo at worlds
the 2014 olympic throuple or was 2010...? perhaps both?
kazer olympic jersey bets
denver barkey KNOWN mother hen
hoyt stanley.
cole eiserman looking like God himself was gonna strike him when asked about what he is parents didn't know about him....
