#patch the pirate

sing along: jonah*, when Jesus has a birthday, father lead me (the re-recording for the "praises" series reminds me of "somewhere in my memory" from "home alone")

goes to space: helpers

goes west: do right*, harmony at home

goes to the jungle: club song* (an absolute classic)

the great american time machine: gratitude attitude

misterslippi river race: down the misterslippi*

camp kookawacka woods: camp food*, peanut butter song* (i've caught myself singing this more than i thought i would lol), i wanna go home*

custard's last stand: chocolate fever*

friendship mutiny: friendship (that's a cute one!)

once upon a starry knight: any ol' thing

down under: put on your running shoes, turn them into friends*

mount zion marathon: lazy bones* (SO! FRICKIN! JAZZY!)

polecat's poison: my father's old guitar* (makes me bawl EVERY TIME)

villain of venice: try a little bit of kindness

legend of stickyfoot: bitter to better* (SO JAZZY!!! also it's so cool how changing one letter basically changes everything.)

and my least favorite patch songs by album:

- calliope caper: i want to marry daddy (the lyrics give me the ick, but i love the music and the melody)

So Adam Morgan, Patch the Pirate's son-in-law, is under investigation with the South Carolina Ethics Commission. Since his bestie is Matt Gaetz, this shouldn't be a surprise.

But the new First Lady of Bob Jones University, Ellen McAllister, is aghast. "Adam is as ethical a man in politics as you will ever find," she insists.

Really?

He has the CREEPIEST song.