#partystories

(N) After leaving the house show, we walk to Beta Theta Pi. Apparently they let the first 75 people in for free whether they’re guys or girls. This is so brilliant!! None of those idiot ratios or making guys pay too much money. First come, first serve. Walking into the basement, I see the love of my life (R). He lives on my floor and is the most adorable dude I’ve ever seen in my entire life and let me explain. He is the type of cute that I wanna pinch his cheeks. Since welcome week, I’ve been telling my friends and roommates I’ve wanted to do this. And only now have I had the opportunity. We have a streak on snapchat and we greet each other so we know of each other and it’s a passing friendship. But he comes up and says hi, and that’s when I make my move. I ask to pinch his cheeks and at first he’s confused and giggly, but then he agrees. AND IM NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY IT’S ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS IVE EVER DONE. I don’t even care if I sound crazy but then I ask how he feels about being brotherzoned. He’s just so cute I wanna hug him and tell him all my secrets. I could never imagine myself being sexually attracted to him, he’s just so cute! AND GET THIS: HE AGREES. And then hugs me again and says he’s now my little brother since his birthday is after mine. I already have a real younger brother, but I’m happy to say now I have two.

While at this party, I see my potential roommate (K) for next year. Nothing’s been set in stone but I had her meet my two other friends (N) and (D) who I would love to room w next year. But now at this party, she introduces us as her future roommates and me especially. Girl. We haven’t fully decided anything yet.. so I just nod and smile but we really need to come back to that. She spends a lot of time w her bf, during the day and at the party. At one point, she’s just standing next to us making out w him. (N) and I are both kind of awkwarded out and decide to revisit this rooming thing. “I want a roommate who will choose her friends over her bf” -(N) and I feel the same way. 

Next, we hit up Apple Pi. Before tonight, (N) and I had met this dude in the frat named (M), who let us know about the party. We walk in w about 7 girls and 1 dude. As soon as we walk in, this douche goes “your guy friend needs to leave”. Our ratio is crazy good and he has to leave?? Are you kidding me. Why are you not confident enough about your dick size to let this guy be your competition. Like come onnn. So idk what happened to that guy. But (N) and I left for 5 mins to walk to another party and when we turn around we realize we’re all alone. Where did everyone go?? Turns out the douche at the door went downstairs so we go back, they give us bracelets (bc we’re obviously 21+) and we sneak downstairs. 

I’m already kinda pissed we almost didn’t get let in esp since it was after 12am. On my way down the stairs, I see a wallet. I pull (N) aside and we sneak about $60 (the next morning, I find out we actually got $100) and drop the wallet elsewhere. 

There’s no cute guys here, no one to dance w, only drinks are beer and mangoritas (which are extremely underrated bc they taste AMAZING and are so fruity w like no alc in it) so we decide to leave because we have other addresses. On our way out, a dude asks to dance w me. Sorry mate, you’re a bit too late. 

We walk down the street to Pi Kappa Phi. After getting to the basement, we see a lot of girls dancing but the frat bros just standing next to the walls. There’s like two guys in the mix and they’re only there to grind hard on girls. Wonderful. (N) and I go to grab some juice from the coolers they have out and there’s a lot of it, but it literally tastes like water. It is later revealed in the football sized cooler, there is only one handle. So basically they’re hella cheap and it’s so watered down it’s crazy. (N) is as frustrated as I am and chugs her whole cup while I continue to sip my water to I guess stay hydrated BOI.

Then we go and dance. I end up talking to a dude that’s wearing a vineyard vines collared shirt *rolls eyes*. I tease him about that and we get to talking about other things, more talking than dancing. He’s pretty polite and cool. I later learn his name is (L) and he’s 21. He’s also the VICE PRESIDENT of the frat. Damn. Good for you man. We dance for a bit but once I run out of my drink, and he leaves (probably to get more for us), I decide this is my time to yeet out of the situation and go back to my friends. I see him looking for me later and now that I’m thinking about it, I wish I had talked to him more. He did not seem like a douchey frat guy (at first I guess). Maybe I’ll see him again. I do go to PI Kap a lot. 

Then, my friend starts saying she could throw up, but won’t immediately. That’s code for get her to a bathroom and have some water ready. So I take her upstairs to the bathroom and she pulls the trigger. She throws up maybe about 12 times and a lot comes up. IG since we moved from party to party and had to drop our drinks before leaving, we just chugged them and that did not sit well w her. She continues to throw up a lot but then slows down and gets sleepy. I don’t want her to pass out in a frat and I can’t take her back to her dorm by herself so I quickly walk out to find someone I know in the frat that can help. I see (E) (a pledge in the frat I met during their halloween party) and practically drag him upstairs to the bathroom w me. He sees her situation and immediately tells her to continue throwing up until she feels fully better. 

But then, this kid starts pulling some shit. He puts his arm around me, then it goes around my waist and then he slides his hand lower until it’s on my ass. I look at him like WTF are you doing bc we’re supposed to be taking care of her. He only says sorry and puts his hand back on my waist. While my friend continues to throw up or drink water, he tries to kiss me, grab my ass more, try and feel me up while being flirty. I’m not gonna lie and say it wasn’t nice to flirt but it really was not the time. And I tell him that “this is not the right time or place”. And his response is “I can’t help it, you’re so beautiful” *ROLLS EYES* What a frat bro. Then he pulls out his phone and starts taking pictures of me (not selfies) and vides on snapchat and saves them to his phone. At one point someone knocks on the door and I walk over to tell them to politely use another bathroom and this kid took a video of me walking to the door and is rewatching it on snapchat. He goes “damnnn look at that ass”. He tries to slap my ass twice but honestly misses. I’ve realized guys have really bad aim? Bc he isn’t the first guy to miss. My friend is literally throwing up not 2 feet from us and you can’t keep it in your pants. But I can’t tell him to leave since I need him to help walk her back so I suck it up and continue on putting up w it. While waiting, he spams her phone w selfies and I get in some of them. They’re actually not the worst pictures ever. I hated myself for saying that. 

Then. I realize none of us live in her building. There’s no way she can sign us in. So I call 3 different people who don’t pick up who live in her residence hall. Finally someone picks up and says he can help take care of her since they are such good friends. A sigh of relief escapes my mouth. Thank goodness. (D) arrives not a few minutes later to our rescue. He helps her up and slowly walks her out of the house. And right when it’s not appropriate, (E) slaps my ass. His only excuse is “sorry I couldn’t help myself”. We walk (N) back and I tell (D) to contact me if he needs anything and I bid them a good night. 

Little did we know that waving at a honking car would cause a full on accident in the middle of the busiest road in our College Town. The night was filled with walking around finding a house party but it ended up being dry that night.  We walked around town about twice, just to end up back at the dorms drinking and sleeping naked. :) I still remember everything, from the honk to us turning and waving, then the bump and crash, with the car horn in the background as we  walked away since we had juice on us. Thankfully everyone got out of the car and the police came and cleaned up real quick. What an eventful night.

Till’ next time

Seven friends, are together to have their lives be written down in a Tumblr blog account so we can remember the crazy stupid fun shit we do in our College time. All are in our 18 plus years and all experience things together from extreme get togetherness, and in our private times with our significant others or random handlers. Real names will not be used and we will have Blog names so you’ll never get confused.

Till’ next time