#partiant

Ian: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Peter: This knife is actually a magic wand. Carter: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Hunt: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Olivia: What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Peter: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Ian: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Carter: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Hunt: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Peter: How did none of you hear what I just said? Carter: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Hunt: I got distracted about halfway through. Ian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.