Claireās lines: Derry Girls Season 3 Episode 1: The Night Before @goodboybadrep-ooc ā¤ļø Sorry itās just Claireās lines. But it was too quick š
Can I ask something? How much longer are we gonna ignore the elephant in the room?
Itās tomorrow girls. Tomorrow! Christ I feel sick
I know that Iām not worried about me Iām worried about you 4! If you fail your GCSEās the school wonāt take you back! Iām donāt wanna have to make new friends from scratch Iāll have enough on my plate with the A levels! Iām just praying you lot scrape by.
I donāt think Iāve ever seen you outside of your wee shop. Well uhh uhhh is there anything in particular youād recommend Dennis?
Okay well.. weāre just having a bit of a read
What happened sister? Right
You have the results already? You know how we did?
It means we failed Erin it means no GCSEās ergo no A levels. Ergo No university. Ergo the end.
I knew I should have cut ties with you lot a long time ago
Of course itās your fault! Youāve dragged me down to your level! Your stupidity has finally rubbed off on me! I was a scholar when I met you Erin! A scholar!
Passing those exams was our only chance! Weāre girls! Weāre poor! Weāre from Northern Ireland and weāre catholic! For Christās sake!
Oh thank you Michelle thatās very reassuring!
Oh my god (multiple times)
*unintelligible* this plan might be a little flawed
Shouldnāt we wait till dawn?
Jackie Ryan? Jackie Ryan the caretaker? Heās about 60 thatās disgusting! Thatās elder abuse and heās married that is the mostā [Jackie Ryanās son] Oh right
Iād rather not smash the shit out of it if you donāt mind Michelleļæ¼
What are we playing at? This is breaking and entering girls!
Think Iām coming out in a rash
Oh Jesus Christ what was that letās go letās go hurry up
Why are we walking backwards?
It was wasnāt it ? They didnāt actually say where they were taking it did they? Actually now that I think about it werenāt those computers relatively new?ļæ¼
Right so is it a bit weird that two men weāve never seen before just sorta took away a load of really expensive equipment in the middle of the night?
Itās just that now on reflection Iām slightly worried we might have accidentally helped burgle the school
You have my full cooperation Sir
Thereās been a terrible mistake officer
Like that matters Erin! Weāre Catholic for Christ sake! Have you never seen In the name of the father? Theyāll think nothing of sending us down for a crime we didnāt commit weāll be like the Guildford four or the *unintelligible* six
Excuse me maāam can I just say we are absolutely willing to give evidence against these guys if there is a deal on the table
(LIAM NEESON APPEARS! Michelle is my spirit animal this scene)
Why canāt we speak to a solicitor
It was Hans Hans and his friend they did it
Oh God thereās no winning theyāll just wear us down until we say we did it will be forced to sign false confessions
Christ this could not get any worseļæ¼
ļæ¼straight Aās Straight Aās
We did it (multiple times)