#parkersreplacement

@parkers-replacement Jade had left work that day, waving goodbye to Ben. They were close, but she couldn't figure him out. He was like a book with a few pages missing. Still she had another job to do that night, which involved a dark purple costume with no sleeves and a mask. She sat on a rooftop, looking down at whatever was going on. Someone was running with a purse (why was it always purses?) and she figured that would be the best action she would see tonight, so she ran after the man, but noticed another in pursuit. "Come on! Ever heard of dibs?"

@parkers-replacement Jade have he co worker a tired look, then turned back to the customer with a disturbingly chipper expression. "Listen, I don't know about Starbuck's secret menu, because this isn't a Starbucks. So please, order off of our menu. I can make something cold and sweet, but I can't make anything from Starbucks, because again, this isn't Starbucks." It took a few more minutes for them to be satisfied and leave, and she turned to look at Ben. "I think I've officially snapped due to idiot customers."