#parifies

Finally did this trend with them 😭😭

Ooo, I have a few ideas for how some of their ceremonies look like on my end.

Parifies

Fancy I have to say, like the type of fancy that looks so grandiose and gaudy at the same time—purple and green everything with bits of silver coming in between. Oh and you know Wifies is gonna go so big and make a little speech to have Parrot lowkey flushed and then Wifies is gonna kick his feet when Parrot talks about him oh so sweetly as well.

Theorrt

Smaller scale I have to say that’s more with close friends then anything else but it’s still a celebration nonetheless with the both of them, after their vows where they both so cried, dancing the entire night away while looking into each others eyes…softly promising that they’ll be together forever as they kiss on the dance floor.

Billrott

Small ceremony, really small ceremony that might only just be them and a priest at the end of the day. It’s something private that’s just for them and no one else as they say their vows before they kiss and then Billy so easily carries Parrot, his pretty and wonderful Parrot, back home where they can just enjoy and indulge themselves in the other’s presence.

Wemmrott

I am going to say I think theirs would be similar to Billrotts with it being smaller scale except they include their best friends in it as their best man, Wemmbu being bashful and nervous when he places the ring on Parrot’s finger and Parrot laughing a little at his sudden shyness as he does the same—before they seal it with a kiss. Egg is ugly crying for his bestie in the corner while Theo is crying with him lowkey.

Surprise Bonus of Ashrott

Their wedding and ceremony was a clusterfuck of everything in the beginning and you know what it still was more of a clusterfuck when they got on the dance floor because both of them refused to let the other win—probs their first kiss there as well while Ash’s *parents*—Clown, Ferre and Branzy—enjoyed the chaos of the entire situation. It was a beautiful, magnificent moment of unadulterated drama and chaos wrapped into one bow as Parrot and Ash sneaked off to probs make out trust me I was there gang

woa they ARE happy! and they are also EVIL.