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*yells and screams at child* i wonder why my kid never wants to talk to me or associate with me whatsoever 🤔🤔🤔 it must be because they're on that god damned phone all the time! Time to take it away, surely they'll be happier once i take away the only thing that makes them happy!!!
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ooc;; kratos never taught atreus how to swim so the boy wouldn't end up drowning.
Logan: *seems kind of sad in the newest episode*
Fanders: *typing frantically*
This is a bad joke I'm sorry
My mom: *had the hair on my arms permanently removed, got my ears pieces when I was 3, made me get braces (even though I thought my teeth were cute), keeps trying to get me plastic surgery, tried to force me to get a matching tattoo with her, put me on crazy diets growing up*
Me: *gets a tattoo that I’ve thought about for years and really want on my body, that literally says “my body, my rules”*
My mom: hmm, I don’t know honey, you shouldn’t permanently change your body like that. It’s not natural.
When my mom says smartass it's fine
But when I say it, I get in troubled
Because that makes sense!
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Parent logic!
My mom: “I don’t like Queen, he’s fruitier than a fruitcake!” Also my mom: *Singing Bohemian Rhapsody with me at the top of her lungs*
This had actually happened last night!
Parent Logic
Parents: *Buys their kid video games*
Also Parents: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME PLAYING VIDEO GAMES?!?!
Real life example of teenage logic vs. parent logic:
My mom: Why can’t you be like her? She never swears, she is so sweet and intelligent. Also, do you see how open-minded she is?!
Me: Why do you always compare me to other kids? You know how much I hate it!Â
Also me: *mom complains about a test grade* I told you, EVERYONE else said they didn’t do well, either!
