Okay so I’m gonna ramble about my headcanon whatever about these two cause they make me so unwell:
I headcanon that Charolette is Ruth’s mom, and she’s a great mother to her no matter what and they have a genuinely very healthy and nice relationship with each other (because I need something nice in my life like this)
More stuff under cut:
- Charolette’s maiden name is Fleming, so that’s why Ruth’s last name is Fleming… I imagine that Charolette divorced Sam after finding out he cheated, so she switches back to her maiden name and Ruth does too
- Charolette is very supportive of everything Ruth does, like being part of theater and such. She’s always there for her!!!
- Charolette made Ruth’s sweater and a lot of other tops she would wear. I think Charolette would love to sew and knit and crochet and such
- Ruth sings “Just For Once” vaguely based off of her belief that she’ll follow a similar path to her mom, so she’s singing about what she knows and believes for herself.
- Charolette calls Ruth her little star a lot of the time.
- the divorce happens probably when Ruth is just starting highschool, around that time-ish? Ruth struggles with her mental health but her mom is always making her food to help her cheer up.
I hope this isn’t too stupid of a headcanon to have
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John Constantine who's a bad father.
John Constantine who if he ever got fully custody of his children would still be regularly found passed out hungover in his bathroom, on his living room floor, or half-naked in bed.
John Constantine who gets so wrapped up in bullshit, supernatural and otherwise that he forgets big events like school recitals, talent shows.
John Constantine who apologizes and swears up and down he'll do better next year.
John Constantine who does the same thing all over again the next year and feels horrible about it.
John Constantine whose self-destruction and self-loathing puts his children in danger.
John Constantine whose children have to regularly witness breakdown into heaving sobs on the bathroom floor after rough nights when he's so drunk the alcohol doesn't seem to be helping him hide his feelings anymore.
John Constantine who despite trying his best to shield his child, ends up warning them about the world's cruelty far too early.
John Constantine whose paranoia sometimes makes him come off as controlling, because he knows what’s out there.
John Constantine who accidentally parentifies his children in some ways.
But also,
John Constantine who would never hit his kids.
John Constantine who would try his best to make up for events he misses by forcing Chas and Renee to attend living room 'talent-shows' so his kid can show off everything he missed.
John Constantine who when he finds out his kid is being bullied at school, show's up personally to scare the shit out of whoever is picking on them.
John Constantine who makes Chas drive his kid around just so they don’t have to ride the bus.
John Constantine who swears he doesn’t cook, but when money’s short he’ll burn his way through a terrible attempt at beans on toast just to avoid his kid going hungry.
John Constantine who desperately wants to give his children a better life than he ever had.
John Constantine who scares his children away from magic because he knows the toll it takes.
John Constantine who tries his best, even if most the time his best isn't enough.
John Constantine whose worst nightmare is his kid growing up to be just like him.
Hiii! Can I request headcanons on what vox would be like as a father of a teen daughter? I feel like he'd be great to gossip with and would tell her to slap any boy that hits on her
Vox absolutely fucking would do this, and he is that type of girl dad to loudly brag that his Princess is cuter than every other father’s! Vox be like: ‘You wish your daughter was as cute as mine’
Vox- Baby Laptop
Vox is extremely doting and loving but extremely protective. Like, he has cameras and drones following you, his fifteen-sixteen year old human life AND demon life daughter, around all the time. You can’t leave the tower without him knowing and he won’t condone you walking around Hell without ALL his bodyguards escorting you
Vox is a bragger. He brags and he flexes what he has so when it comes to you, he is one-upping every known mother and father in the Pride Ring and flaunting his precious babygirl with no hesitation. You’re beautiful and Hell deserves to bask in your presence… according to Vox
Remember, your dad is the technology Overlord. The one in charge of every device in this city, so of course, he is kept to date with every trend or phrase or online concept and he always gives you the latest model his slaves team manufacture. He spoils you since it’s the main sign of his love
Vox is basically your best gossip buddy and no matter how busy he is, he’ll make time to talk to you. Call him, he’ll answer and whilst he works, he’ll listen to you and he remembers it. He has a good open ear and a good sense of ‘fuck you all’ so he’ll get rather into your gossip pieces and consider asking Velvette to spread them through her social media influence
Vox is more than capable of getting sweet, soft and emotive with you. He always proclaims to you, with his whole heart, that he puts you out because he’s proud of you and adores you and he wants you to have everything when back on Earth, he could barely give you anything
Yes. Vox loves you MORE than he likes messing with Valentino so if Valentino dares to hit you, your father is bolting across the room at mach speeds to make his on-and-off boyfriend regret putting his hands on you. You’re his spoiled little princess and nobody touches you! You’re too valuable!
Vox has a picture of you in his wallet and in his suit pocket. So, whilst he is working tirelessly throughout the days and hasn’t seen you in a while. He’ll pick either photograph out and admire it. Both are direct recreations of photographs he owned when both of you were humans
Like Carmilla Carmine with her two daughters, Vox likes to have you occasionally work for him and occasionally means occasionally. Vox only cares that you’re happy so if you want to spend all day everyday in your big fancy room in his tower free of stress, he lets it!
However. Vox, of course, teaches you important life skills. He didn’t get a chance to when both of you were humans on Earth so he is now. Every night, he teaches you to cook recipes, he teaches you to do basic chores, he teaches you how to balance any money you earn
Vox almost views you as the cute babygirl he had back on Earth. The little five year old that was so happy to see him come home after so long of working so hard as a TV salesman in the late 1940s. The little girl who needed him to go to sleep at night, the precious darling who claimed she’d grow up and become a saleswoman too!
Vox does baby you and he doesn’t regret it. He coodles, he snuggles, he baby talks, he coos. He does all of it because he loves you dearly, you’re the single thing that drove him to become a Overlord, you’re the single thing that motivated him to become one of the strongest Overlords in Hell, you’re the single thing that even brought him to work with technology
Vox had always taught you; ‘if a boy or a girl hits on you, slap them’ and that became your norm. You come home, Vox asks what happened and you tell him. He is always happy to hear that you don’t let anybody bother you
The only criticism or advice Vox will take for his products is you so when you say something doesn’t work or needs improvement. He takes it and throws it at his workers so they can fix the issue. He doesn’t care what his clients think, he cares what his own flesh and blood thinks
Vox loves how you have his TV head and even gets you to wear a matching outfit with him as a cute father-daughter joke. He likes it, it’s adorable. You look like such a badass business lady! He is that type of dad that will embarrass you with how much he loves you
Talking about a father-daughter situation, Vox has the weekends booked all for you. Two father-daughter days out so you two go to the shops, get drinks, gossip more, talk shit about Alastor, go egg the Hazbin Hotel, then go to visit the Vees to chat or maybe have finner, then pick up a movie suggestion to go watch a movie together whilst cuddling! Vox loves these days since he is truly himself when he’s with you
Vox legit has you in his contacts as; ‘My precious darling princess’
“Darling, Princess. It’s time to wake up, we’re going out together! Yes. To the movies and to the shops. I heard that old timey prick is in a Hotel so let’s go egg it once we’re done, ‘kay? Great, I’ll be waiting for you, pumpkin”
When it comes to the trials of adulthood, they have their own ways of getting on top. But parenting is what really puts them to the test. Starting a family and being one of the sole carers for another person will shine a light on the best and worst parts of them.
The big news
Alfred
He has the most normal reaction out of the four. Panic, acceptance, then excitement, he’s finally moving onto the final stages of adulthood and achieving his lifelong dream. Being a suburban dad and getting that white picket fence. It’s not just about liking kids, Alfred is rather traditional when it comes to his values; he has always romanticized the American dream. He already has a good job, all he needs is to make it happen.
“Fuuuuuck,” He whispers, eyes wide as he rakes his hands through his hair. He stands there for a few minutes, staring into space as you watch him tensely for his reaction. “We’re ready to be parents, right?”
Allen
He will freak out. Planned or unplanned, he’s not mentally prepared to be a father. He doesn’t think he’s good enough, but knows deep down he has to be. That’s what really scares him. If he needs to improve himself, it’s now or never. So after a week of panicking and catastrophizing, he’s ready to give himself a second chance — even if it’s for someone else. But his selflessness is key to his perseverance, and eventual success.
“I fucked up,” He squeezes you like a lifeline. It was the only conclusion he could come to after hours of talking about it, the only thing he could ever truly understand. “I fucked up. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”
Mathias
He’ll be over the moon. He’s gonna be even more excited than you, but that’s kinda given when he doesn’t have to carry the baby and deliver it. Point is, Mathias is very family-oriented, so don’t expect anything less. He’s the most self-affirmed a person can be too, so he’s always ready to move onto the next stage in life. His nurturing character and openness to change will help you immensely in periods of stress and uncertainty.
“I’m so happy that I could cry,” He whispers with his head on your tummy. He’s half-awake after burning out from his own excitement, but his spirit is still in the right place. “We’re finally gonna have a family.”
Matt
Letting you into his life was already a miracle, and now he’s gonna be a dad? This is a human being that he’ll have to be responsible for, not something he can simply tap out of and run away from. Matt is driven by his interests, solitude, and above all else, his freedom. A baby would take away all of those things, and he’s so troubled by it that he disappears for a few weeks. He comes home to a slap, but it’s well-deserved.
“Are you gonna keep hitting me, or are you gonna let me go to my shed?” He sighs, closing his eyes as you keep wailing on him. And he just takes it, absorbing every strike that was your burning love for him.
“Why, so you can keep—” You shove him harshly so that he actually stumbles back. “—hiding from me?”
“No, I’m gonna build a crib and make some toys.”
Parenting style
Alfred
He’s everything you’d expect from a new parent. Freaking out over the little things, screaming when they do something new, burning out after weeks of sleep deprivation, etc. He isn’t perfect, and you’re gonna have to work with him like any other partner, but before you know it, the house is filled with photo frames. He’s your best friend, and sometimes before your partner, so he has a hard time giving and taking. But it’s also why you two will stick together through thick and thin.
Alfred eventually evolves into the archetype of fathers. He takes the backseat and tells his kids, ‘I don’t know, go ask your mother,’ or even gets in trouble for doing stupid things like leaving the toilet seat up. When you just finished yelling at the kids, he comes to them later and goes, ‘someone’s in a bad mood today,’ when he’s just glad it wasn’t him. But when it’s something really serious, he flips like a switch and takes the lead. When that happens, there’s no talking him down.
“Alright gang, ready to get the show on the road?” Alfred rubs his hands together excitedly before he starts the car. “When we get there, I want everyone to be on their best behavior. I’m already on thin ice.”
He has high expectations for his kids. Ever since they popped out, he’s been giving them the best of the best, like nice clothes, family trips, sports leagues, and dance. He also wants them to go to a prestigious university in the future and to do all the things he might have missed out on. Cue the ‘that’s your dream, not mine, dad!’ Alfred can be hard on his children when it comes to success, so you need to remind him they’ve got minds of their own and are not carbon copies of him.
He says he prefers sons until he gets a daughter. Alfred is an absolute sweetheart to his girls, and is way more lenient with them than his boys. He doesn’t mean to play favorites, but it’s just how he’s wired. However, it also means being quite strict and protective when they get to that age. No drinking and no sleepovers with boys present. Men are all animals according to him. But dad, aren’t you a man? Exactly! He’s the pioneer of ‘anything you do to my daughter, I do to you.’
Allen
He tried his absolute best to prepare, but it starts off a disaster. What can go wrong will go wrong. The baby gets sick, you’re away on urgent family business, so he needs to do it all without you. Allen stays in hospital with the baby overnight, and slowly, but surely, they get better. He ends up neglecting himself to put his child’s needs first, and by the time you get back, he’s burning up with a fever. But the baby is perfectly content and sleeping soundly in the crib because of him.
He wants the best for his family, even if it means sacrificing everything he has. He understands his limits, but there’s nothing he won’t do to make sure his kid gets every opportunity he never had. Sports, college, you name it. If everybody in class has branded sneakers, he’ll buy a pair just so they don’t feel left out. He’s always proud of his baby, and if anybody tried to bully them, they’ll have to answer to him. Allen sees the best of him in his child, but usually fails to see it in himself.
“You can have my egg. I’m not hungry, baby.” Allen says, sliding his plate to his little girl. He knows that you won’t be back with the groceries for an hour or so, and no kids are going hungry on his watch.
Allen doesn’t think there’s a particular way of parenting because no one child is the same. So long as they do their homework, get out under the sun, and have a good attitude, the rest is to be decided. If his child needs extra support, he’ll give it to them, and if they need a reality check, he’ll give that to them too. He reminds them how hard life can be without stability, so they should take their future seriously, but at the same time, he’s always gonna be there to give them a home.
Nobody would mess with his kids after one look at him. He’s an ex-marine without the ‘ex.’ His daughter will have trouble finding a boyfriend to begin with because of him, and when she finally does, they’re gonna have to gain his respect to be trusted with looking after his little girl. If his son ever gets into a fight, he’ll ask if he won then whoop his ass later. And in the principle’s office, he’s giving the other kid the worst stink-eye ever. He’s the dad that could beat up the other dads.
Mathias
He’s a total natural; all is well when the baby is in his care. He may be all over the place, but when he really cares about something, he’s in a constant state of hyper focus. The baby will always be clean, well-fed, and happy, so don’t worry about a thing. There’s also no such thing as 50/50 with Mathias. He knows that there will be times when one person has to take the lead. It’s not in his nature to keep track of who’s giving and taking the most. He’s too mature for that.
It’s like experiencing a second childhood for him. Reading picture books, fairytales, playing with legos, or going to places he went to as a kid, he treats parenthood as a chance to relive his best memories and love every second of it. He will never miss a parent event, performance, and appointment. His dedication makes him very perceptive of his child, so he always knows what to do or say to cheer them up. As they grow up, they maintain a very close relationship to him.
“We wanna go to Legoland!”
“You mean, you wanna go to Legoland,” You laugh at him, “I heard you talking to Bjorn about it last night.”
“That’s so he can make an informed decision, of course,” Mathias grins, not showing a hint of shame as he shuffles over with his phone on the home page of the Legoland site. “So I take that it’s decided?”
He’s a great parent, but he’s by no means strict. All he wants is for them to have a fighting chance in the world, like doing a job that they enjoy. He’s great at communicating with his kids and has a lot of compassion, which takes them a long way. He’s never had to discipline them besides setting boundaries and occasionally grounding them. You rule the home with a firmer hand, and maybe that’s why your kids respect you more but treat him more like a friend than a parent sometimes.
Mathias doesn’t bat an eye when his kids first start dating. He’s always been quite liberal, so he just tells them to be careful about the birds and the bees, then to talk to him if things get testy. The one thing he’ll do is to ensure they have high standards. Love is life’s reward, not something to cry yourself to sleep about. Eventually, he’ll invite their date over for dinner, and as it turns out, he’d be a great father in law. He’s very welcoming and treats any future Densens like one of his own.
Matt
He’s a trial-by-error, improvise as you go along kinda dad. He hasn’t put much thought into the trials of childcare, but he always works things out in his own way. If the bub keeps crying because they don’t want to be bottle-fed by him, he will cover his face with a picture of you. Easy-peasy. If they’re crawling around the bed, he will use them as a mousepad as he scrolls on his laptop. That way, he gets some leisure time while making sure they don’t actually go anywhere.
Matt is the opposite to a helicopter parent. When his kid trips and face plants into the ground, he doesn’t react. The trick is to not acknowledge it, because only then will they cry. He isn’t afraid to let them explore the world and gain their own agency. It’s good for them, he says. Some part of you thinks he just wants them to grow up quicker so he doesn’t have to take care of them anymore, but there’s always those special little moments.
“How about I teach you how to drive the truck?” Matt asks, walking back home with the family.
“He’s eleven.” You remark.
“Is that a problem?”
He’s all about the family business. If his children don’t want to go fishing and logging with him, fine, but if they show even the slightest bit of interest, he’s bought. Matt will be more than eager to show them the ropes. He takes them on camping trips to show them the beauty of the great outdoors, and the humility it takes to be apart of it. The art of it all is there’s no problem that can’t be solved, and even a rugged man like him can be domesticated by the right person.
If his daughter got a boyfriend, he’d be waiting at home with a shotgun. Matt will then play it off like he just got back from a hunting trip. He’s the type to use silent intimidation, and it works like a charm. If not, he’ll tell jerks to get off his lawn even though he doesn’t have one, and when they ask what lawn, he’ll just say “all of it.” What he means is to get out of his sight and the woods, which is the lawn he’s talking about. (Ha!) On the flip side, he’s nice to girls his son brings home.
Losing the spark
Alfred
He has a tendency to let himself go when he gets comfortable. This usually happens when his first kid reaches their teenage years and he can afford to sit back now that they can do their own thing. He’s established a stable family unit, but he takes that for granted and gets a little lazy. As a result, he packs on a few pounds and tries less in the relationship. He’s not as attractive as he used to be, and you’re having more petty arguments.
“Why do I feel like you hate me?” He watches you mop the kitchen after you told him to do it. Only he delayed it to sit around on his phone and eat crisps. Even then, he still has the nerve to be upset about it.
“I don’t hate you, I’m just annoyed at you.”
“But you’re annoyed with me everyday.”
Allen
Losing the spark? Not on his watch! He never stops trying, ever, and keeps chasing you like when he first started dating you. His stability doesn’t come from money, it comes from you. You’re his rock, and nothing else matters so long as you’re here. He’s the epitome of ‘you know how daddy is about mommy,’ and he’s proud of it. He also takes great care of his body, and with his good genes, he practically ages backwards.
“You better wear that button-down shirt tonight, Al. A tank top isn’t gonna cut it,” You tell him.
“You callin’ me a deadbeat?” He questions.
“No, but you dress like one.”
“I thought you liked my clothes, babe.”
“I do, but the teachers won’t.”
“True that.” He fixes his collar in front of a mirror. He peers at his reflection, marveling at how well he cleaned up. A dress shirt and belt? He’s practically unrecognizable — until he grins, that is. “Still got it.”
Mathias
He’s always gonna be young at heart, so his spirit never dies. His love for you is as constant as a river, and he’s not afraid of putting on a show for the kids to the point they get a little disgusted. (Ew!) He doesn’t think he’d ever be too old for romance, and his good faith shows up in how gracefully he ages. He might occasionally grow out a thick beard, and when he shaves it off, he looks devastating close to when he was younger.
“Are we ever gonna be alone again?” He mumbles, pouting. His thirtieth birthday is coming up, but he hasn’t changed a bit, save for the more pronounced smile lines around his mouth. “I need some love too.”
“We will, Mat. I just don’t feel comfortable leaving the baby alone right now,” You shake your head.
“We could call Amy and have a date night.”
“I don’t know, Mat.”
“I’ll shave off my beard.”
“Huh?”
“You wouldn’t say no to me without a beard.”
Matt
The longer he’s with you, the harder he loves. His feelings don’t change when things get hard, or as time passes. They just get stronger. In that same breath, he also ages like wine. In the end, he ends up being the bigger romantic. He used to be a lone wolf, and he thought he was okay with it, but now that he has you, he can’t imagine his life without you. To think you actually stuck around and gave him a chance, he’ll never forget that.
“Wanna go back inside and do it?” He mutters.
“You’re disgusting, Matt.” You walk inside without sparing him a single glance. No matter how old he gets, he’ll always have a mouth on him. No matter how old you get, you’ll always forgive him for it.
His mom ran community stuff while their dad worked in a local factory
I feel like Liu was the favorite, always getting good grades, popular, and running track (random, but he seems like the type). Jeff, meanwhile, was, Yknow, Jeff
Their parents weren't anti-vax but pretty close to it in Liu's opinion
His parents leaned more on the traditional side
Due to these traditional views, Liu didn't even know he was into dudes/could be into dudes until he got dared to kiss a friend at the time at a party in like middle school
Jeff, meanwhile, repressed that shit until he met Toby
Liu and Jeff's grandparents (the few that are still alive) are somewhat decent? Not great, like EJs are, but better than Liu and Jeff's parents, which isn't a high bar. Liu learned how to cook for Jeff since all their parents had time to make was microwaved stuff. But Jeff, being a brat, hated the way Liu's cooking tasted (and still does), so he learned himself which he previously had no interest in
Liu actually got a very good chunk of what was in their parents' will. Some inheritance, but when he and Jeff finally started getting to a good stage in their relationship again, he gave a good bit of it to him since Jeff pretty much got nothing
Their family issues/trauma is part of the many reasons why Slenderman offers group therapy in the mansion now
Liu still has some love and respect for his family despite all that happened. Sully doesn't though
EJ has joined Liu in putting flowers on his parents' graves. Liu knows that realistically, they don't deserve that type of respect, but he can't bring himself to just not do that. So, EJs are there for comfort
Their house had an attempt at a garden in the back, but Liu's dad would just neglect it, so nothing ever grew there
Liu dresses like his dad but hates it, so he has Nina help him fix that
Jeff snuck Liu out to their first rave when they were young. Even now, one of the two's favorite things to do together is go to raves or concerts
Toby and Jeff like to make pretty dark jokes about their upbringings to each other. It's almost like a sick way of flirting. Hell, one time Toby is giggling about it and talking to Tim and Brian about it, and Brian is just like 'wait wtf.'
Liu's hands are very shaky sometimes, which he gets from his mom. At first, EJ thinks this is anxiety that he just can't pick up, but he learns it's just a thing Liu does
Jeff and Liu are both kinda tempted to just show up to a family Thanksgiving at some point or even just leave a note under their distant family members' door to scare them. They don't, obviously...Well, Jeff might but Liu doesn't.
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Author’s note: There will be some angst in this part, sorry guys, couldn’t help myself. This is probably the last part of this as headcanons, but I might make a one shot later. Also, I am still open to requests, but I will be a bit slower with posting, bc college is kicking my ass so hard it’s ridiculous.
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All three have their favourite game to play with you.
For Deacon it’s tag. You run around the whole house, climbing walls and ceilings, turning into bats or dogs and always trying to outsmart each other.
With all the excessive energy both of you have, this is literally the perfect activity to get you to fall asleep faster, because your tag is hardcore. A human wouldn’t stand a chance.
With Vlad it’s blind man’s buff. Because of vampire’s heightened sensitivity, this game becomes all the more challenging for the one hiding, because you have to move very smoothly and be completely silent.
Of course, Vladislav still senses where you are, but he likes to give way to you. Your happy smile whenever you win is absolutely worth it.
Viago always goes for hide and seek. At first, you weren’t a very good at it and chose the most obvious hiding places. But with time you improved to the point, where Viago sometimes legitimately wonders if he lost you.
When he can’t find you for way too long, he just gives up and asks you to come out of your hiding place.
You also do a lot of tea parties together.
Just imagine the three of them sitting at a tiny table with toy cups filled with blood.
You usually made up some kind of weird circumstances for the party. For example, you pretend that you’re aristocratic mice, who conquered a cat’s lair and now celebrate your victory with a tea party. Or you are all wives of a wealthy king and you plot his murder to share the power between the four of you.
They really get into their imaginary roles. Though sometimes this can lead to them getting a bit carried away and actually starting a fight over a fictional event.
Nick and Stu often join in as well.
You really like playing with Vlad’s hair, since he has the longest out of the three and that means you can do a lot of funny hairdos. He doesn’t really mind, as long as you’re careful to not rip anything out (it grows back very fast, but it’s still an unpleasant feeling).
Deacon often gives you piggyback rides anywhere and everywhere. You basically use him as a jungle gym and while it sometimes annoys him, he rarely protests.
In winter, Viago always takes you ice skating. Even though you’re a vampire and you can’t catch a cold (or feel cold for that matter), he still insist on you wearing very warm clothes. People might think he’s not taking good care of his kid!
When they go to New York for the vampiric council duties (shoutout to wwdits show), they take you with them. Viago definitely takes you to see a musical. He’s not bailing on that. And it’s probably going to be something incredibly campy. Probably Andrew Lloyd Webber too.
You and Deacon have an absolute blast in the NY subway, scaring random people to death with little to no repercussions or getting into the last car and drinking whoever dared to sit there alone.
Some random blogger accidentally caught you and Vladislav turning into bats in an alleyway of Manhattan on video. So you had to hunt him down and hypnotise his whole audience into forgetting about the existence of that footage. It felt nice to be famous even if only for a bit.
As any flatting situation, these three have a lot of bickering and arguments.
They really try to avoid having any of those arguments in front of you, but sometimes it gets out of control. In those cases, they try to either deflate it or just ask you to leave the room and let them sort this out.
Petty or not, parents’ arguments are not something a child should be watching.
If you ever die from being burnt by sunlight or get killed by a vampire slayer they will be utterly devastated.
Vladislav is probably the best at handling it. He grieves silently by himself, reminiscing about all the fun silly things you’d say and do when he wasn’t in the mood. With time, the sadness numbs. But there is still that gaping emptiness somewhere in his immortal soul.
Viago would never forgive himself. Maybe if he took better care of you, if he paid more attention, if he took more precautions, if he kept a closer eye on you, if he was just by your side at the right time… maybe you’d still be running through the halls of this dusty house…
Deacon is just furious. He’s furious at whatever caused your death and he’s furious at you for being so reckless and getting yourself killed. Why do his closest ones keep leaving him so suddenly?
But that won’t happen obviously, you’re not dumb enough to die twice ;)
Genuinely, your time with them could be considered one of the happiest periods of your life. And if you tell them that, they will feel very proud of themselves.
All three of them really mean well and want to give you the childhood they never had.
Hi there! Was wondering if we could get headcanons of the bishops being parents? (Or finding out they're gonna be parents? You can choose ^^
Bishop Parent Headcanons
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♡ Platonic & Romantic ♡
✦ I decided to do both since I got heavily inspired for some reason seeing this request
✦ For finding out ‘you’ is their partner so Romantic
✦ For being parents ‘you’ is their child so Platonic
✦ Also set around post-game
⋆ Sorry if it seems low effort or anything I was about to go to sleep when I saw your request and suddenly felt like I had to do it
⋆ Also side note, no Narinder included just the main four bishops
|⌨|Finding Out|⌨|
✎ Leshy, Bishop of Chaos
✿ He was surprised at first, thinking he misheard you
✿ It took a few tries before he finally believed you weren’t messing with him
✿ He would check in on you more than he used to in case you needed him
✿ Would spend the nights cuddling with you though and listening for the baby’s heartbeat
✿ Ends up becoming more affectionate, nuzzling into you, and overall more touchy
✿ Quick to show up if you even slightly sound like you’re in pain or call for him
✎ Heket, Bishop of Famine
𖥧 Accepted it pretty quickly, not questioning you much
𖥧 Makes sure you are well fed and sometimes even cooks for you herself
𖥧 Did become overprotective quite a bit, excusing her actions as wanting to keep the baby safe… many followers were lost for being too close to her comfort
𖥧 Helps with any cravings you end up having no matter how strange they might end up being
𖥧 Do expect a lot of surprise visits from her when she isn’t busy
𖥧 When both of you are in bed she will end up touching your stomach a lot and talking about the baby’s future
✎ Kallamar, Bishop of Pestilence
⚠ Had a near heart attack when you told him the news and did faint somehow
⚠ Worried for you 24/7 now and does not let you out of his sight
⚠ Constantly asking if you are okay and if you need anything
⚠ Tries to help keep you as healthy and pain-free as possible
⚠ Refuses to let any followers get close to you just in case
⚠ Lots of cuddling at night and he ends up telling you about how he worries about what happens when the kid is born
✎ Shamura, Bishop of War
𖦹 You had to tell them a few times before they could actively remember it
𖦹 Helps you research how the pregnancy will be and all the effects so you aren’t in the dark
𖦹 Has everything planned out to help you through it, cravings, pain, even had the labor planned out
𖦹 Tries to remember to check in on you so you don’t hurt yourself by overworking
𖦹 Leaves you under the care of Allocer (the witness of their area) when they are busy
𖦹 Informs you about the prophecy they had about the pregnancy and the child.
|⌨|Parenthood|⌨|
✎ Leshy, Bishop of Chaos
✿ Encourages any form of chaos caused by you as long as it does not hurt you. Want to light stuff on fire go ahead just don’t get burned
✿ Gives you flower crowns and likes teaching you about plants
✿ Is very affectionate with you and praises you a lot
✿ Calls you his little camellia & wormlet (word for baby worms I guess)
✿ Tries his best to be a good parent and keeps you away from his followers
✿ Gave you a mini version of his robes as a birthday gift once
✎ Heket, Bishop of Famine
𖥧 Her way of raising you isn’t the most positive
𖥧 Teaches you basic life skills like cooking and how to start a fire
𖥧 Keeps you away from everyone besides a selected few until you are older
𖥧 Criticizes everything you do and is very nitpicky about it while still speaking few words
𖥧 Thinks being tough on you is the best way to make sure you aren’t a pushover
𖥧 Calls you tadpole and pumpkin
✎ Kallamar, Bishop of Pestilence
⚠ Overprotective & overbearing
⚠ No interactions with others unless he’s there
⚠ Tries to keep you locked away from the world since he doesn’t want you to be hurt
⚠ Very loving and affectionate as long as you follow his rules
⚠ Calls you his crystal and little minnow
⚠ Thinks what he’s doing is best for you
✎ Shamura, Bishop of War
𖦹 They sometimes forget you exist but make it up to you once they remember
𖦹 Makes sure you are well educated about the world and how they run their cult
𖦹 Doesn’t hide much from you, letting you interact with anyone you want as long as you are careful
𖦹 Did consider revoking leaving the temple without an escort after you had a run-in with a certain fluffy purple spider
𖦹 Does give you some affection here and there with sparse praise when you prove you have been following your studies
𖦹 Introduced you to their siblings when you were ‘old’ enough and often gets you books about war tactics for your birthday
𖦹 Calls you spiderling and little poppy (I swear it’s not that random)
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Description: [18+ MDNI] AU where Billy survives the film's events and settles down with you in a secluded town. You start a small garden, build a tiny chicken coop, and raise some kids together. / Billy x GN!Reader
General Notes: Random Headcanons/Moments, No Mention Of Conception/Adoption (it’s completely up for interpretation), No Mention Of Your Children’s Gender, Use Of “Daddy” (in reference to Billy), The Word “Parent” Is In Reference To The Reader, Mention/Eating of Candy, Mention Of Billy’s Burn On His Face (film), Purely Lighthearted, Light Amount Of Cursing, Mention Of Smoking
Author’s Note: Feeling domestic as hell and I was having trouble with my other fic so I decided to have fun instead. :) Thank you to @killerpixel for inspiring and creating some of these with me! Enjoy. <3 <3
Word Count/Bullet Point Count: 1,120 Words/51 Bullet Points
Your kids decide to draw with chalk on the driveway and Billy can’t bring himself to hose it off (that is until it rains), so he parks his shitty Camry on the dirt instead to make sure it doesn’t get messed up
He keeps a drawer full of their crafts/drawings, he does not have the heart to throw them out and probably never will
One of the crafts is literally a bent paperclip colored with red marker
Billy helps a lot in the garden and with the chickens, so the kids make him a set of “tools” out of paper and glue for him to use when he works (this made him cry)
He sings badly for them to help them sleep and tells them bedtime stories in funny voices, he gets embarrassed when you overhear him [thank @xcherryerim for this one <3]
When the kids are old enough, they eventually ask him about the burn on his face and he makes a different joke every time
“Oh, I was riding my motorcycle and a monster that hates motorcycles attacked me! Don’t ride motorcycles unless daddy takes you, okay?”
“Stop! You’re going to scare them, Billy!” “Okay, fine… So anyway, then a giant humanoid moth came out- ”
“Daddy, you met mothman?!” “Yeah, I met mothman! Your parent was actually married to mothman when I met them.” “Billy!” “You have moth-baby sisters and brothers.” “Billy, I’m leaving you and I’m taking the kids.”
The next day he makes mothman shaped pancakes, it becomes a running gag in the family
He manages to find mothman costumes for the kids for Halloween that year, so there are a bunch of tiny mothman’s running around the house and neighborhood
When you and Billy take them trick-or-treating that night, he has to (reluctantly) stop them from scaring the other kids on purpose (he is laughing the entire time)
Billy absolutely takes advantage of the “candy tax” and eats some of their candy as he looks through it, much to their disappointment
“I need to make sure there’s no poison!”
“Aww man, that one was poisoned…”
He pretends to collapse on the ground and scares the shit out of your children
Once they realize he’s messing with them, they dogpile on him and he looks to you for help
“I’m being crushed to death.” “Good, you deserve it.”
Soon after, the kids pass out on the couch surrounded by candy and still in their mothman onesies where Billy carries them all to their beds and kisses their little chocolate-covered foreheads
They definitely wake up sick the next morning from eating too much candy (he let them so you make him clean up after their mess)
Circling back to his burn, he’s applying scar gel/treatment on his face and he explains to his kids that it helps his face heal and stops it from hurting
They immediately start applying all of the cream to his face frantically and he lets them
“If I put more on, it’ll stop hurting faster!” “That’s not how that works, my love.”
“Daddy’s dying!” “No! It’s okay! I feel so much better now, baby, you helped so much!”
Before you know it, the entire tube is gone and Billy’s face and neck smell entirely of aloe vera
“I fixed daddy’s face!” “Hmm… I don’t know, I think it needs more lotion. The other half is still a little funny-looking.” “Hey!”
Billy is folding the laundry and putting it away when he puts his own underwear on his head to make the kids laugh, soon they all put their clean underwear on their heads and take a selfie to send to you
Billy is giving one of your babies a bath and he gives them a funny little soap beard to show you while giggling
Very shortly after, the baby flicked soap into his eye
“Babe, my eye burns now.” “Aww, just like the rest of your face…”
One day, he takes the kids for a ride on his motorcycle (they were small enough to sit in front of him and he went at 5 mph up the street and back) and you got mad at him anyway
To make up for it, you make him pamper you for the next week (more than he does normally somehow)
Despite how terrified you were, your kid looked really cute in that big ass helmet
When it snows, he dresses up the kids and plays with them, building snowmen and pouring snow down the back of your sweater (this gets him in trouble again)
One time he threw a snowball at the back of one of your kids' heads, it was very small and mostly cushioned by the hood of their jacket but they went down face-first into the snow anyway
He was trying so hard to hold back his laugh as he helped them back up
He’s shoveling snow from the driveway one day and accidentally tosses some onto one of your toddlers
He feels really bad until the kid laughs and he does it again
Billy takes the kids to a community waterpark during the summer with his fake denim print swim trunks and they push him into the water
They’re playing marco polo and he loses sight of them for a total of 3 seconds because they decided to hide under the lawn chairs (he cries when you and him go to bed that night)
He also made sure the kids were absolutely slathered in sunblock when they went, but he forgot to put some on himself
The burn on his face gets irritated because of this and it makes me a little grumpy for the next few days, which leads one of your kids to bring him a flower from your garden
“It’ll make daddy’s red half feel better.”
He keeps the flower in his wallet until it turns to dust
One of your kids’ first words is your name, which kind of makes Billy jealous
The same kid takes their first steps toward him later on and Billy brags about it for the next year
Billy tries to quit smoking as soon as you start raising kids, but he still smokes outside sometimes when they’re not around
One time, one of them catches him and he can’t think of a good explanation for what he’s doing
“Oh, this? Uhh… it helps, um, with daddy’s… anger issues and stuff. It calms him down.”
The next day, at breakfast, your kid turns to you worried and a little sad
“Daddy turns into a dragon when he’s angry. Is he gonna eat me?”
Billy immediately throws out his last pack and doesn’t touch a cigarette for a long time after that
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