#paradisemachine

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. Do you have anything sentimental from you childhood still in your room?

Tigerlily, the bear plush I've owned for over ten years; Sooty/Marble, the owl plush that I've owned for about nine years; Dotty, a seal pencil case that was sent to me by one of my best friends when I was ten.

2.What’s your most played song?

Obladi Oblada by the Beatles

3. If you could take any kind of trip, what would it be and where would you be headed?

A magical train that traveled underwater and went to London.

4. Favourite video game?

Um, Halo.

5. Make_________ not __________?

Smut, war.

6. An interesting fact about yourself?

I got a Certificate III in Animal Studies when I was seventeen.

7. Prefer photos or videos? (for any purpose)

Photos?

8. Your favourite time of day?

11PM, probably.

9. If you were a stereotype, what would you be?

Nerd/geek.

10. Star sign and favourite colour?

Taurus and orange.

11. Communism or Capitalism?

I've genuinely never been able to learn what these are. The only time I hear references is when someone mutters "damn commies".

1. If you could save either person: Rose from Dr. Who or Fred from HP, who would it be?

Fred, because I don't like Rose anyway.

2. What’s your weirdest fetish?

I like breeding. Shh.

3. If Mary and Bob each have 37 cakes and Mary tosses eight of hers into a time-hole and runs a marathon that takes her 2h, 37m, 22s and Bob at the same time does the Charleston on the back of an elephant in Mozambique, how many eggs does it take Tom to make a bowl of fruit-loops?

Two eggs, I suppose.

4. Tigers and lions and bears, oh my! Which one would be your pet?

I want a tiger and I want to call it Sebastian.

5. If you could grab a backpack and head to your nearest airport/train station/bus stop, where would you go on a journey to?

Well, providing I have the money to travel there, then London. Otherwise, I'd go out to Rosebud and just sleep on the beach.

6. Why don’t you do it?

I'm lazy.

7. What have you done today to make life worth living?

My Dad drove us five hours away to go swimming, only to find out the lake he'd driven us to was a "no swimming" spot. We then drove five hours home, only just ahead of roaring bushfires. I don't even know what my life is like right now.

8. Alright, stopping with the depressing questions: who’d you rather hang out with? An angry, bored, unrested Sherlock or a swarm of killer bees?

Always Sherlock.

9. If Samuel L Jackson were your neighbour, would you have the balls to ask him for an autograph? Catch: You have to wake him up and in order to get to him you must trespass.

I would do it, yeah.

10a. Y’all Deadpool fans out there: if Hydra had stolen his swords and told him he could either have them back or a life-long supply of chimichangas, what would he choose?

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10b. Y’all non-Deadpool fans out there: what’s the last thing you purchased, and why?

The last thing I personally purchased was the Sherlock Casebook online. Woo!

11. What’s your favourite colour?

Orange?

1. Candle lit dinner or trip to a club?

Is there internet wherever this candle lit dinner is?

2. Who’s your favourite Winchester?

I like me some Sam.

3. Dream car?

I want an Impala (just like Baby) because they're so damn pretty.

4. Where will you be in 5 years time?

Teaching in a high school, married to Benedict Cumberbatch.

5. Favourite line from a song.

They say I'm up-and-coming like I'm fucking in an elevator. (Thank you, Ed Sheeran.)

6. Favourite place in the world.

The small waterfall above Taniwha Marae.

7. Are you happy?

Constantly, but it's getting tiring.

8. Three things on your bucket list.

Skydiving, horse riding, meeting Benedict Cumberbatch.

9.  If you could have anything what would it be?

Benedict Cumberbatch. Jesus, I'm creepy.

10. What Hogwarts house are you in?

Ravenpuff, aw yeah.

11. Least favourite animal.

Spiders?

1. What's your favourite movie?

2. Which television show would you like a part in?

3. What would you name your kids?

4. Which country do you live in?

5. Would you rather own a sloth or a llama?

6. If you could be the character from any book, who would you be?

7. Do you have any pets?

8. Pick your favourite person and describe them.

9. How many hours a day do you spend on the internet?

10. What's your favourite kind of cheese?

11. Do you like Honey Boo Boo?

Tagged (I'm only tagging five-ish because I'm lazy.)