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Papa John's.

#footballz happy birthday to Peyton Manning! You are one of the all time ball tossing humans! You won two Super Bowls! You at one point were called The Sheriff for some reason! Despite not having a nickname your whole career! Maybe it was to distract that your wife got HGH sent to your house! A thing that people didn't really care about I guess! You also have done tons of ads (including ones for beelzebub's pizza pie parlor, Papa John's) and for they most part were pretty funny in them though their ubiquity robbed them of even a scintilla of humor! And in fact rendered them not only ineffective but actively painful to watch! Thanks to you I will never in my life buy that dumb insurance that you hock! Rumors swirl about what you're going to do with your life now that you and your giant forehead are retired! I hope that you have a nice quiet life hanging out with your kids and wife and only appearing in public to make fun of your goober brother Eli! I hope your best friend Papa John gets you something nice today, Peyton Manning, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #peytonmanning #indianapoliscolts #denverbroncos #rings #thesheriffiguess #hgh #nobodycares #salesmen #papjohns #insurance #thatjinglemakesmewanttocutiffmyears #eighthead #eliisagoober