Things emo kids say
- thanks pete
- I just got so emo I fell apart
- use your glutes!!
- MI-crowave
- no but I got cheez whiz
- oh frankie?! (This was my biggest vocal stim in 8th grade and I WOULD NOT stop saying it)
- gourmet fuckin fruit gels. mixed. nuts.
- scuse me could you please leave
- do you need a new you? I need a new me. I RENEW me.
- don’t cry, craft
- sucking dick for cocaine
- hey brendon could you didgeri-don’t
- and they’re like wait how do you have a soul voice and he’s like yo watch this. YEAEAYAEEYAEYEAAAA
- I’m like a jacket slut
- we’re shooting teenagers
- one two three, three two one, three four five six seven eight nine tEN, TEN to ONE
- FAMILY FRIENDLY ALTERNATIVE CONTENT
- hey whatsup fothermuckers
- I want patrick to shove his fedora up my ass
- NO thanks pete. BAM! Meme’d it.
- arts and crafts, I love arts and crafts
- IM A FROG DAD
- nacho bell graaaaande cheesy gordiiiiita
- hey I’m pete wentz from my chemical romance
- let’s toss it- let’s toss it to maddie.
- and I was like hey that looks like a guy who might look like he wants to play music and I was like lets lets lets play music
- your moms comin
- makeup is fuckin great for a guy.
- it’s not bad. It’s not a bad dick.
- sugar free we’re going down. The first ever sugar free beverage guaranteed to take the pep OUT of your step.
- A surprise party?! For ME?! You shouldn’t have
- my name is…[dan].
- yo what the FUUUUCCKKKKK?????? Yo this is gonna be fuckin DOOOOPPPPEEEEE
And of course I had to save the most iconic for last
- better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I’ll knock you out
