[A package arrives in the mail. It's a small to medium, unassuming brown box. Once opened it reveals a bunch of packing paper. When that's removed, there's... a poké depot branded box... Well, when THAT'S opened it's. Another cardboard box. Okay. Opening that one reveals packing peanuts. Now that that's cleared away... Another box sits there. Okay. Okay. It's just some joke. Inside this box is. A wrapped box! It's tiny... Unwrapping this one reveals! A small garchomp keychain and a tightly folded piece of paper. The keychain looks. Off. But still garchomp shaped. Unfolding the note reveals it's been written on the back of a poké depot cut merchandise ticket. Great. This kid again. The note reads.
"Hiiiii! Hi hii!! Hope you're having a good day and that this arrived on time. Get garchomped :)"]
What a Sisyphean task... I finally opened this today having no idea what to expect. Regardless, I will treasure the key chain, as will Locksmith!
[Picture of Locksmith the Klefki, carrying the Garchomp key chain along with Augustine's other keys. He looks overjoyed by this new addition.]
