Oz: Oh, I know what this is! You want to play the game.
Police: What game?
Oz: The find the drugs in the car game!
Charlie: Oz, we actually have drugs in the van this time!
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Oz: Oh, I know what this is! You want to play the game.
Police: What game?
Oz: The find the drugs in the car game!
Charlie: Oz, we actually have drugs in the van this time!

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oh you like hazbin hotel? yeah i love alastor and charlie
so ive been wanting to do this for literal fucking weeks and then right as i was ABOUT to, the charlie hazbin redesign happened and i was like “GUESS I GOTTA WAIT” and then my tablet died and i did an animatic and basically after weeks of animatic/tech hell THIS is the first thing i decide to do with my spare time and fixed tablet. no, i dont know why, what am i doing
genuinely kinda upset at HOW well this works like. why are these just. the SAME character duo i’m-
also WHY do i have severe chaos van brainrot rn it is NOT FAIR that im hyperfixating on a show that DOES NOT EXIST im gonna strangle these blorbos for once again getting a grip on my psyche
Murder God: Someone will die.
Thorin: Of fun!
Juniper: Aww.
*Three years later*
Charlie: Someone will die.
Ozolthog: Of fun!
Juniper: Suddenly this is no longer reassuring.
Oz: Some people are like slinkies.
Zephi: Elaborate?
Oz: Not good for much, but entertaining when you push them down the stairs.
Zephi: Please don’t push Charlie down the stairs.
Oz: Too late.
Cutteaux: Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?
Chaos God: such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin
Cutteaux: Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?
Chaos God:

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Oz: HOLY SHIT STOP COMPARING EVERYTHING TO MADOKA MAGICA
Charlie: the futile frustration of this post reminds me a lot of homura’s struggle to save madoka.
Oz: Feeling bored I’m gonna dox a fish
Oz: Okay here goes
Oz: Ocean
Kadath: What the fuck
Oz: Sorry I’m late. I was doing stuff.
Charlie: He pushed me down the FUCKING STAIRS!