#ouahsstarter

What is ACTUALLY wrong with the men in this town? I’m sorry, but none of you have any sense of HOW men should behave, it’s a disgrace to our sex. Today I saw a youtube video of a STAR football player in a suit and top hat doing MAGIC TRICKS and he does this once a week at least?? DISGUSTING. I swear, if none of you man up soon I’m going to have to take drastic measures. Back in France, men are men, we are rugged and primal and appreciate the aesthetic qualities of horned beasts rather than dressing up like we’re at a 6th grade talent show and doing card tricks. This HONESTLY makes me ashamed of Oakvale, and of America, a country I thought was the home of the brave.

Maybe I’m still too new here to get it, but everyone else finds Charlie’s sudden affinity for leather gloves kind of creepy right? Especially since he like.... Only puts them on before he touches things and takes them off after? Like, that’s weird.

Theater kids know how to throw a -- a party, am I right? Like...Man, this is good beer.

Ain’t no party like an Oakvale cast party!

So Oakvale’s new principal requires mandatory counseling for those “intimately effected” by my mom’s arrest. For some reason he’s got the idea I’ve got a bad boy rep so if anyone wants to vouch for me NOT being a jerk, that’d be great.

Yo, we can all agree the LUCKIEST guy at Midsummer opening was Whaley since he didn’t have to hear Charlie’s cello nonsense right?

“I'm so sorry, I didn’t see you there. Is there something I can help you with?”