So my TA was blathering about military stuff the other day. And then some hippy kid asked me why I was a part of Otto's Army, ie camping out for #Duke tix with Tank and my bros from #AlphaChi. Anyway, this #hippy chick asked me why we called ourselves #OttosArmy. And shit, I don't know. Is that what we are? Whatevs, I'm down with anything. Except serving in an actual army. Because I'm glad those wars in Afghanistan and Iraq or whatever are done now. #DronesOverBros And anyway, the army's for poor kids. Because I can get behind violence in sports. #FootballTotallyDoesntCauseTraumaticBrainInjuries #AndAnywayItsSoMuchFunToWatch