#dronesoverbros

February 25, 2014

(http://chancellor.syr.edu/messages/m/touring.html)

Dear Chancellor Kent,

   So excited to hear you are touring all the schools! I cannot wait for you to come visit my section of Newhouse! I hope you didn't miss me on purpose. 

   If you thought crashing a fake computer Cessna was fun, just wait until you get your hands on our drone. #DronesOverBros 

   Yah, I am super excited to be SU's drone guru and operator. I can't wait til more people accept this technology because it will be REVOLUTIONARY! #DroneJournalism #Journovation #WeMakeUpWordsAllTheTime

   I mean, think of all the American lives #Droner-in-ChiefObama has saved by using drone attacks instead of boots on the ground! #BecauseClearlyOnlyAmericanLivesMatter 

   And there are *so* many other uses! Police surveillance to break up pesky unions and protests. "News" generating. Package or sharp blade delivery service. You name it, drones can do it!  

   Also, I get to fly this thing while never having to change out of my pajamas. I can go surveil your house *right now* from the comfort of my Easy Chair. And my parents said all those hours playing videogames were a waste. 

   Best,

   "Falcon"

 Drone Guru

 #YesIShareMyBedWithMyDrone #BecauseSleepingWithAGunUnderYourPillowJustIsntSafeEnoughAnymore #AnyoneTriesToBreakIntoMyHouseOrOfficeWillGetAFaceloadOfDroneStrikeBaby!