#otp shitposts

Person A : oh my god

Person A : yes!

Person A : *moans* right there! Right there! Holy fuck

Person A : don't stop don't stop don't stop

Person A : you're so fucking good!

Person A : this is the best thing that ever happened to me

Person A : *groans* yeees *whimpers*

Person B :

Person A : *is deep in thought*

Person B : what are you thinking about?

Person A : what was, what is, and what could've been.

Person B : sounds deep and philosophical

Person A : not really. I fell in love with this band i just discovered. But they broke up a decade ago and now I'm thinking what would've happened if they didn't. Would i have gone to their concerts or not and stuff like that

Person B : you never cease to amaze AND disappoint me at the same time

Person A : shut up i can be deep

Person A : Bruh

Person B : what's that?

Person A : ???

Person B : that sound you just made

Person A : Bruh?

Person B : what is it?

Person A : just a sound. Like it doesn't have a meaning. When you have nothing to say but need to say something. Like to let others know you're frustrated or confused or any kind of emotion that can't be interpreted by words.

Person B : Bruh

Person A : what?

Person B : you talk too much too fast

Person A : bruh

Person B : what?

Person A, out of the blue : why haven't you asked me out yet?

Person B : *chokes on drink* whAT

Person A : we hang out a lot and we spend all our time together and i see the way you look at me when you think I'm not looking. Besides, you obviously like me. And i like you... Most of the time

Person B :

Person B : don't push me ok? I like Slowburns with sprinkles of mutual pining *finishes the bottle while blushing*

Person A :

[first time pet name]

Person A, handing something over : here you go, Love

Person B : *internally screaming*

Person A :

Person B :

Person A : Love? You ok?

Person B : *externally screaming*

[mid hanging out]

Person A : you think i should get a clean shave?

Person B : no. Your facial hair is on point as it is

Person A : but do you think the chicks dig it?

Person B : i say it's attractive. And if i like it i know the chicks dig it

Person A : you really see things in me that i can't see by myself don't you.

Person B, looking at A longingly : i call em like i see em. *blinks* and trust me when i say you've got a good thing going on there. Do not mess it up or i will maim you

Person B : *pulls out a cigarette*

Person A : You smoke now?

Person B : yep

Person A : but you're asthmatic

Person B : i am

Person A : do you have a death wish ?!!!

Person B : well yeah that's where all the self deprecating jokes come from. We've known each other for how long and you're picking up on it just now?

Person A : *slaps cigarette out of B's hand *

Person B : what the hell?

Person A : you don't get to do that when I'm around. And i know you don't wanna make me sad right? *hopeful little smile *

Person B :

Person A : have you been working out?

Person B : yeah, see? *flexes* i can feel my muscles growing

Person B : I've been doing squats too

Person A, staring at B's thighs : uh-huh

Person B : hey. Hey! My face is up here!

Person A, still staring at B's thighs : I'm aware

Person B, blushing : oh my god stop!