Rare Books and Special Collections | 15.2K | Explicit
In which Derek is a grumpy omega writer, and Stiles is an annoyingly attractive alpha special collections librarian.
Let's Talk About Sex! | 7.2K | Explicit
In which Stiles works at the Student Sexual Health Center and Derek uses sex questions as an excuse to talk to him.
Bite Down Hard | 25.7K | Explicit
In which Secret Service Agent Derek Hale accidentally gets bonded to First Son Stiles Stilinski. Oops.
Midnight Wolf vs Abominable Snowman! | 20.4K
Derek almost makes the mistake of saying, It’s not fanart, but he manages to catch himself, biting his tongue. This stranger, who’s already identified himself as at least a casual fan of Midnight Wolf, doesn’t need to know that he actually is the artist and author, not just another fan.
Red Light's Already Off | 3.3K
Stiles isn't a hooker. He just plays one on TV.
How to Pretend You're Not a Virgin and Other Sordid Tales | 5.3K
In which Stiles is a bestselling erotica novelist and Lydia makes him attend a convention to promote his upcoming book.
All You Ever Needed to Know About Knotting | 4.7K | Explicit
In which Stiles writes an advice column about knotting and Derek is smitten. Also they're neighbors.
Hemingway Can Suck It | 10K
In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.
Misinterpret Me Like Lolita | 10.9K
“You don’t even know the course name?” Derek growls after the guy blushes and stutters out an answer, because, Jesus, he thought the university had standards.
And it sounds like the course the guy is describing is his. Isn’t it just his lucky day? No breakfast and another student who doesn’t give a shit about the course material.
This class is going to be hell – he’s calling it now.
Leave the Black Light | 1.8K | Explicit
“We shouldn’t,” Derek protests, although the way he grips Stiles’ hips a little too tightly betrays what he really wants. “There’s another class in here in less than half an hour.”
“Then I guess we’ll have to be quick,” Stiles says, unconcerned. “Good thing I came prepared.”
You're Drowning (No I'm Not!) | 6.5K
In which Derek is a lifeguard and Stiles goes to the pool way too often.
French Silk Pie, Baby | 2.6K
"See, your angel of a sister - " Derek scoffs. Cora hasn’t been an angel since she was five months old. " - agreed to date me, because my visa is about to expire and - "
"I’d have to marry you for that, dumbass," Cora butts in, rolling her eyes.
"Are you saying you wouldn’t marry me to keep me in the country?" Stiles asks, sounding mildly offended.
"Hell no," Cora snorts, earning her a wounded look from Stiles.
Derek Watches Rom Coms (Pass It On) | 2.4K
“Are you watching The Princess Bride?”
Derek stares at Stiles, wide eyed, trying to find a plausible excuse to get himself out of this mess.
“Dude, I love this movie!” Stiles announces, plopping himself down on the other side of the couch.
Say It With Me (Don't Assume) | 11.5K | Explicit
Derek knows way too much about how omega heat suppressants work now, after having been partnered with Stiles for as long as he has. They’re probably his favorite thing to bitch about whenever they’re stuck on a stakeout. Of course, omegas on the force aren’t required to take them. Derek’s never really understood why Stiles does, if he hates them so much, especially –
– especially because he’s bonded.
A Little Agony | 40.7K | Explicit
“There is one way we could do it,” Derek finally says, making both Stiles and Lydia perk up, looking at him expectantly.
Blame the Pierogi | 1.6K | Explicit
In which Claudia and Laura have competing pizza restaurants and Stiles and Derek are sent to steal each others' secret recipes.
Wrong Numbers Are Mental Health Hazards | 2.3K | Mature
The problem with Stiles’ phone is that, in his contacts, “Derek” is listed right under “Danny.” Meaning that sometimes things go to the wrong person.
Never Accept Gifts From An Arsonist | 2.5K | Mature
“I mean, dude, the fire alarm’s going off and you stroll out of the building reading – what is that? Balto?” Hot Neighbor Guy continues, flailing a little as he gestures to the book in Derek’s hand. “This is not a middle school fire drill!”
“You’re new here,” is Derek’s highly intelligent answer.
The Way to My Heart (French Insults) | 10.4K
In which Derek gets roped into being the 'eligible bachelor' on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show's interns.
