Hello, I was wondering, which crew member would you be most likely to date?
"Well hello there, anon! Oh, that's so easy! I would.. I'd date.."
"Wait, actually -- This isn't so easy.."
"I mean.. Everyone on the crew has a multitude of fantastic qualities.. And there's over four hundred people that are a part of our crew.. So, it's so hard to just say most likely.. I mean, I guess there's like a most likely group, but narrowing it down from there is just impossible.
There's Jim. Let's just talk about the obvious, here. He's smart -- actually, he'd have to lose 30 IQ points to be classified as simply 'smart.' He's brilliant. He'd achieved so much despite all his struggles, so, ambitious. He's brave, you know, and loyal. Positively adorable, you can't tell me he's anything else. He's funny, like, so much it isn't fair. He's fun, but he can be totally serious when he has to be. And the most obvious, he's my Captain. I have a bond with him that I could never have with another person, the way I have it with him. He means the world to me, and I think I'd do anything for him. I think that we could really, really work..
And there's Mister Spock. He's a genius, too.. I know that McCoy has his complaints about the way he's so closed off, always making the choice that's 'logical' and not so much 'ethical.' But, don't tell him I said this, he cares. He cares a lot -- I mean, did anyone else see him go after Khan? He's very, very brave, and he does what's right, I think. I guess I understand how he feels, being kind of trapped, or confused, since I wasn't born a human -- I'm still learning. So I just feel like we could understand each other.. Plus, again, don't tell him, but he's absolutely fantastic to have conversations with, once you get one started.
Aaand then there's Scotty, who we just get along perfectly. He was one of two people, the other being Gaila, who was even more excited about me than I was. He accepts all my strange little quirks that maybe don't seem too Enterprise-y. He's kind, and he's good at figuring things out; not to mention patient and tolerant. I just think that we could sort of -- fit? We're both a little strange when you stick us together, it's sort of cute, actually. As for my feelings towards him, well.. When someone treats you the way Scotty has always treated me, you can't help but adore them.
Kevin -- oh, gosh, Mister Riley. We get each other. He makes me feel.. safe. And, I think I make him feel safe. We have our nightmares, and we just.. sometimes we need somebody. I could be that for Kevin, and I know he could do that for me. He's so sweet, so pleasant, always knows how to make someone smile. I really think he's one of the bravest people on this ship, he's always done amazing work. He's perfect for my highs and my lows, and can always take the time for me that, if we're being honest, I desperately need.
I mean.. I'm not even able to elaborate on everyone.. Honestly, I think Gaila and I could work.. Or even Leonard. I think Chekov is positively adorable, and -- you know, like I said.. everyone has their quirks. There's something I love about everyone.
So.. I guess if we're talking about the one that might make the most sense, it would probably be Jim, or Kevin -- but if we're talking about the 'most likely' like you asked, well.. It would probably just be anyone who was brave enough to ask first."