#orbcanon

the face on cheerers torso can laugh. and thats it it cant do anything else

glaaber has eaten rocks ,like real ones didnt like it very much but she did it

theres plans for a mega-risio circulating in the enphosoweb. if these plans were to come to fruition they would have to get the great glag involved to have any hope

i (yes i as in me as in orbanon) am,,m,, an unphosorb orbomorph. if i existed in glaggleland. and no that doesnt exist yet but id be silly enough to make it exist

– ✷⬤anon

I got sleepy my bad chat😁

The face on cheerer’s torso can what. Why. How. What compelled you to do this.

You only live once, ey? So might as well eat a rock while you’re still alive! Even if it might shorten your lifespan… but hey, at least the people you know will always win two truths one lie…

Haha what. What. Oh hell no. Peripheral glag have mercy on all our souls. Just when I’m growing up huh💔

we start with a dash of silly. we're gonna make her energetic and cheerful as opposed to both ahabs i was referencing. as cheerers typicaly are but yknow a small win is a win

then we're gonna make her kinda haughty. kinda impatient. just kinda immature much like a child which gloobers are said to be like. and yes this means shes a picky eater which is funny. she only likes seafood and macking cheese (ok its broader than that but i imagine its funnier to say this)

then we're gonna add just a PIINCH of evil. just gotta pick up my heavy bucket of morally complicated traits and *trips and spills half the thing inside* ...that is entirely irreversible

so deadass im making her an enfosi I KNOWWW I KNOW ITS A CONTROVERSIAL DESCISION. I KNOW

shes been around a while so shes definitely at a higher rank than typical enfosi (which in original glaggleland canon are considerably weaker than even a normal glaggle). shes old enough to the point where her fucked up evil elder enfosi teeth grow in

the thing keeping her alive is one of those goobab juice tanks from blight over gazoland. azure goobab juice fyi.

she became an enfosi when enphoso found out about her while she was mourning her family. she was full on gloomber when it showed up and started talkin all that "i cAn hElp yOU gEt bAck at thAt dAmnEd thIng!" and she agreed in an instant. no hesitation like gergro or borgack or any other boss enfosi shes just crazy like that

she grew worshipful of enphoso like a typical enphosian over time. half of her revenge quest is for actual revenge but part of the time its entirely vying for enphosos approval

okay okay there! im actually happy with this! its an oc thats inspired enough to make me not despise it because its my own work but its unique enough to make me not despise it because its stolen work. good job team /ref

– ✷⬤anon

Flavorings… like food… I’m hungry…

When the. Silly. Such joy!!! So joyous.

HEY. LET HER BE A LITTLE CHIDLISH AND SILLY. SHE LOST HER PARENTS OKAY. SOBS. Also. This mkes me feel hungrier. How dare you. /j

Goodness gracious why would you do this to her that’s your oc your child <-hypocrite 

OH? OKAY I DIDN’T EXPECT THIS. MAKING HER AN ENFOSI??? 

Wait she’s not young. Like me. She’s..  old? Anyways! She joined an Evil God’s army just so she could get revenge on an other Evil God? Guess that’s one of her flaws, she’s probably too blinded by grief and rage to care about Enphoso’s acts of evil..

Does that mean if you bit her, she would taste tangy and little spicy?What if you full on bit a part of her off, like her hand? Probably depends on what way it keeps her alive…

Wowza, that makes sense. I don’t know what I expected from Enphoso, that bastard. Hopefully she realizes how fucking evil he is, but I doubt that’ll happen.

Cries. Sobs even. Enphoso got to her… RIP Atzuva, you were a real one…

giggler: “We can eat or take a walk or something like that, or something like that!” (Tally Hall, Good Day)

gazo: “It’s like the saying I’ve always been told—no matter the cost, do things right.” (Will Stetson, Writing On The Wall)

gembo: “RANK UP YOUR FUCKING STYLE POINTS, TRAVIS! IT’S DISGUSTING THE WAY YOU PLAY.” (Gabriel, Ultrakill)

gloober: “you’re so intriguing to me. i feel you ought to be studied somehow” (delicate-viscera, My DMs 👅 👅)

gleeber: “It’s nothing symbolic like burning the flag! Just put all your wallets into the bag!” (That Handsome Devil, Rob The Prez-O-Dent)

cheerer: “My main goal is to blow up” (i forgot who said this one)

glaaber: “Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!” (Random Jerma Discord GIF, Tenor)

gergro: “Come get some, you friggin’ wuss!” (Scout, TF2)

borgack: “Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle shall be legendary!” (Tai Lung, Kung Fu Panda)

risio: “[I’M LIKE ONE OF THOSE POP-UPS YOU JUST CAN’T SEEM TO GET RID OF!]” (Badware, Die Of Death)

enphoso: “six seveennn” (Skrilla, Doot Doot) ok no no run that back ”Those kids in Africa deserve NOTHING!” (La Jupo, La Jupo Vania)

enphoso (true form): “YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE MERCY OF THE NEW ABSOLUTE.” (Aranea, La Jupo Vania)

peripheral glag: “I will always love you. Will you always love Me?” (God, Grace)

dumber: ”I eat dirt!” (the round black one from the angry birds movie)

— orbanon who is praying this message doesn’t get entirely wiped by a page refresh

okay yeah they would all say tha. ENPHOSO??? WHAT THE FUCK ok yeah they would say that.

zorker can would and has stolen candy from a baby. as one does

kruzzit would, if they ever let any of them out of enphosium, gladly work with gloober and the gang. this is why the kruzzits stay in slavery

i fucking hate blepzo. but i assume if you saw a group of them the only thing that could save you is the peripheral glag himself. also theyd be completely incapable of making even a grilled cheese

i fucking love yippeeyay. i imagine theres still glaggles that loved the yippeeyay shows as children and have dedicated communities that constantly make fan works despite the yippeeyay drama (aka being a group of walking bombs)

glogga can do some sick ass dance moves at the cost of likely breaking something in the process

i imagine floopfangs would function as. like. walking tanks. we dont know what they do yet but i can envision them being like double the size of a typical risio

ok gbye now. id give myself a funky anon name but ive always been bad with headcanons so i doubt ill linger here often

I’ve read those risio variants lately, they’re really cool! Yippeyays scare me. Glogga is sick.

Zorker is just a menace, they were probably programmed like that but they are way too evil for that to be true.

Kruzzit… poor thang… let them free:(

lmao? Imagine getting mauled by a group of small robots who can’t even make grilled cheese? Couldn’t be me. Proceeds to skate right into 10 blepzos and gets demolished

“THOSE ARE WALKING BOMBS??” “But they’re cute” me with subspace t mine lowk.

Sometimes destruction of private property is just the price you pay to see a glogga breakdance on the dancefloor

Would flopfangs have beef with blepzos. Just because. Gembos and Glaabers beef will never stop, even if they are robots

umm giggler is polyamorous. but too busy with the war to accumulate any partners

an d they would own labubus if they were real

most religious is gloober least religious is borgack. we dont count enphoso worship as a religion thats a capital C ᶜult

every enfosi killed on the enfosi game front is brought back to life as their old self on account of the peripheral glag is already reviving people there so sure it can just do that. how joyous

when its really cold at night the enfosi squad will cuddle up to glaaber because big and fluffy and warm and she: likes this

i could beat gergro in a one on one probably i think we'd have some fun with it either way

i call the main seven glaggles you can play as in enfosi the enfosi squad/enfosi gang and i call all the glaggles in enfosi (playable and bosses and sobber and enphoso) the enfosi cast. very important distinction

the enfofsi squad they have a. they have a ciphru that also technically works with them. but they just tally the rankings and calculate the remaining and enfosi and all the strikes and statue health and stuff. so. important stuff yeah but not too notable

ok b

– ✷⬤anon

Hi orbanon!! Also, I’ve. Seen worse. Lemmee see it… /hj

Okay. Giggler. You are one of my favorites. You silly little polyamorous glaggle. But Labubus. Don’t do this to me giggle don’t do this to me.

Enphoso may be a real deity but. Is worshipping him even good for you? Certainly not… 

YAY!!! Finally some fluff… Peripheral glag doing go

wait

Anyways. At least the glaggle gang don’t have to feel guilty about murdering people!

Someone needs to make a life sized glaaber bean that is humongous. And has a heating pad inside. Like. Imagine cuddling that at night. This is adorable… ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 

If i am ever put near gergro i will spontaneously combust. What would orbanon’s kit be in enfosi though…

Yes yes very important!!! Proceeds to forget everything goldfish style

Ouuuhhhhhgg ciphrus my beloveds… my babies… I hope they get paid a lot for this since. Yknow. 

youre getting straight paragraphs from me today we gotta make up for lost time. its sort of like 2001 a space odyssey (which i just watched (the pacing was absolutely terrible dear god))

we're gonna start off the night with a few swap au ideas. because its cool

swap au: wha if the glaggles were enfosi and the enfosi were glaggles

i imagine friendly gergro would be pretty simple gameplaywise (strong melee bat, goobab gun, that explosive canister as his tertiary weapon) but uhh lorewise hmm its tough. probably he got drafted into the war and he was like "wow this is a GREAT outlet for all my pent up aggression!!" which does mean yes sometimes he gets overexcited and attacks the wrong guys but we all have problems dont we

borgack's work ethic wouldn't change much as part of the glaggle army i think. they would just act the same way they always have because i dont have much story for them in the first place. oh and in the way of gameplay they would probably uhh umm no melee but letting them fly like they do ingame actually would be very fun

risio storywise would be. uhm. yknow those nice risios when they get goobabed. yeah that. its mechanical precision makes it very good at identifying the right enfosi and very tilted at gergro whenever he bungles everything. gameplay would be very interesting, i imagine its weapons would be a melee weapon that randomizes stats every attack and a ranged weapon that randomizes projectiles every few seconds a nd also a 6$ weapon that straight up just clones you

giggler would just be a random enfosi giggler that's really tanky . sorta like an elder enfosi. that concept alone covers both lore and gameplay

gazo would be so stacked with technology it would be scary. lorewise he would be a healthy* gazo that defected to enphoso's side after meeting a bunch of shady damillions. (*not healthy, the fog made him completely crazy which is why hes on enphosos side. just not an enfosi) he would be big and bulky and have so much better aim and dps than any base game bosses so it would just be a challenge of getting close enough to damage the tech enough so he just blows up

gembo would be sick sick SICK. im talking visibly drenched in enphosian goo from the moment he steps onto the battlefield. his whole gimmick would be immense range and splash damage and hes like that because he was right next to an enfosi that exploded

gloober would look like a cultist. surrounded by unholy imagery. sign? nah we got a big ass staff that they slam against the ground to heal themself and send shockwaves at the rgb gang. glognuts? yeah we got em. the black and gray ones. whole boxes of them that they throw out in droves out of those little sacramental bread trays. and instead of a goobab gun they have this big rifle on their back which will instantly kill you. the reason that theyre like that is because, rather than getting an early interest in life and science, they were raised in--get this--a cult. which also made them obsessed with the divine. mainly enphoso though

gleeber would have become an enfosi when she uhmm found the enphosian supercasino and made it up to like the top floor n shit and was winning it big but then they got this crazy bet and it was like "double all your winnings or we get your soul‼️" and youll never guess what happened. anyways her gimmick is that shes really fast and does a lot a lot of damage but she very rarely actually hits what shes going for.

cheerer is just a bomb. she was born and raised in enphosius and once expressed discontent and desire to turn to the unphosian side of things and so to stop that basically they pumped her full of enphosian goo which made her incredibly volatile and completely insane. and she will blow up five million miles when you defeat her which will happen very quickly! and inside her is a little gift: miniboss made purely of enphosian goo that will wreck your statue if everyone died in the explosion

glaaber? is a tank. shes just massive and will survive whatever you throw at her unless its a tactical nuke (hint hint borgack). and shes like that for no reason actually it was just a random mutation

anyways we're going back to assorted whatevers now. thats that done :p

gembo hosts a small podcast that all the others like to come onto time to time. he was never really all that interested in it but hey the others like it so he cant just not stop

gleeber can jump higher than the others she can just do that

gazo, gembo, cheerer, and gergro would all listen to sinister minds, i fucking love sinister minds, repost if youre a big misser that misses the quiet

gloober drink's tea. and they like it. weird !!!!! ive never been able to taste tea actually this has been a point of heated debate among my friends

giggler would turn left at the crossroad.s

peripheral glag went to enphosius once to try to bargain. enphoso tried to turn him into an enfosi on the spot. never again.

unphoso could ball on any enfosi you threw at her. she would solo the entirety of enfosi the game and the only reason she doesnt is because shes busy working on arts and crafts at home

glaaber is the tallest and cheerer is the shortest methinks

what if there was a rank in enfosi past g... and it was u-rank for unphosed... and ok nvm this is a dumb idea actually

okay thats enough of all that. im handing the mic over to you now. i hope you have a good time with it because im gonna keep being back for a while ✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤✷⬤ <- look at that isnt that cool

– ✷⬤anon

ORBANON!!! WELCOME BA

HOLY SHIT THIS IS LONG WHAT!!!

This is so long… oh my peripheral glag… /vpos…

THE GERG!!! He may be. A little trigger happy and bloodthirsty but his heart is in the right place… right. Right. Also. Would the gerg be like… the starter… or would all the boss classes be available like back in ye old days…

Flying would be fun! It’s a good tradeoff for… not having any melees. I probably play as them… maybe they explode when they die? 

Pacified Risio… like Hlergberg Risio… heart eyes heart eyes heart eyes. Anyways. Risio being confused about Gergro making several mistakes is hilarious, as it should! Ooo… so you’re saying it’s like… gambling? Muehehehe… CLONES!!!

Ouuhh… giggler my baby,.. :(((… free them,…

Gazo really switched sides without any hesitation 💔💔💔 Gaz the tech is NOT worth it I swear... The Fog messed him up, someone get him to a hospital☹️ ooo!! I really like the mechanic of having to destroy his tech to beat him… and then he explodes… like borgack…

GEMBO NOOOO!!! MY BABY!!! Maybe he leaves a trail too… and instead of gembo balls he throws balls of enphosian goo… and it makes puddles that slowly damages you… and makes you slow… oh I would HATE to see this guy coming… sadly.

WHAT. WHAT. GLOOBER. WHY DID YOU GIVE THEM RELIGIOUS TRAUMA. WHAT!!!! Okay but the abilities are really cool… the staff especially, holy moly… the rifles part is funny though… cause like, everything else is healer based, or mage based, then there’s the gun. The huge gun. Someone put Gloober in therapy.

Oh that’s angst… that’s angst of my comfort character… Top ten reasons to never gamble, like. Gleeber. Look… the offer seems good… but the house always wins. And also that’s your soul, you idiot(/aff). Okay so… just keep moving. Keep moving and she’ll miss. 

Uh oh. Uh oh. Peripheral glag, I’d absolutely despise fighting her… if someone ever make me fight her I will kill them, then cheerer.

Glaaber is just built different, ok? Glaaber is a good class, ok? Borgack is also the goat, ok?

Hey. Hey gemb. You. You don’t have to do that. Maybe… they can start their own podcast? If you don’t like it you don’t have to do it, yknow, it’s your choice after all…

Yes because gleeber is the best. Gleeber is the best. Gleebeer is the be

Maybe I should listen to them

The closest thing to tea I’ve drunk is iced tea that. Is literally just powder you put in water. Tea sounds nice, though… also YOINK!

Imagine turning left. Lmao. Turns right and experiences the horrors because free will is an illusion

If that worked Glaggleland would have been cooked, must’ve been why peri didn’t want Unphoso to go there…

She’s just too nice and kind and wonderful and amazing and awesome to  harm anyone💖🎀 also real

Cheerer is def salty about this. And kicks people’s ankles and knees.

No no no. You’re onto something. Maybe unphosian/unphoso modifier where.. instead of killing enfosi… you turn them into unfosi… or something..

UHHH UHHMRM UHHHMMMRRMM I HC THAT GEMBO, CHEERER, AND GAZO ARE THE CHILD PRODIGY TRIO BUT GAZO DOESN’T REALLY WANT TO BE HERE. AND GAZO HELPS CHEERER AND GEMBO WITH THEIR INSANE IDEAS BECAUSE HE’S SMARTER ABOUT TECH WHILE CHEERER IS SMARTER ABOUT CHEMISTRY, AND GEMBO IS JUST INSANE AND VERY BLOODTHIRSTY

with how often the main seven glaggles manage to get in the way of enphosos plans its started to get used to them. and it doesnt realize this but its also starting to idolize them in a sort of way, seeing them as these infallible heroes despite them. really. just being normal ass people (much like la jupo's view of c4, except enphoso will not be creating an f5 any time soon (god knows that would get it killed one way or another))

gergro will throw stuff and break things in order to get a reaction out of his opponent he needs to not do that whats his problem

gloober will tell you they are in no way religious despite having lots of peripheral glag centered paraphernalia in their home and a stockpile of holy water and a tendency to act like a priest and sometimes preach actual gospel and hold on here somethings fishy.

borgack is the sanest of the enfosi in-game by a long shot. they dont exactly hold any malice in their heart for any of the glaggles or enfosi but they understand that fighting is something they all just have to do, whether that notion is true or not

giggler, gloober, gembo, gleeber, cheerer, glaaber, gergro, guuber, and spookler would all fold very quickly if you called them 'good boy' or 'good girl' or. fucking. whats the gender neutral equivalent here. 'good glag'

i dont think theres an afterlife waiting for the glaggles. i think that when a glaggle dies its soul decomposes and becomes one with the environment around it. this causes warzones with heavy glaggle casualties (i.e. blibbles field) to have very muted tones (because everyone was very sad when they died) and causes well-cared for cemeteries to be very bright and pastel (similar reasons)

hear me out on this devious multifandom ship. c4 x risio. theyre both🍅 rob🍅ts🍅🍅an🍅🍅d t🍅🍅h🍅🍅y🍅🍅🍅 hey w🍅🍅hos thr🍅o🍅ing 🍅🍅th🍅🍅os🍅e 🍅 s🍅🍅top🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

ok thanks for listening to me talk about completely esoteric and incomprehensible nonsense, it WILL happen again and i will NOT apologize EVER also i think fryderyk "f5" findusson is hot but nobody knows who that is so they cant get any meaningful information from this comment

– ✷⬤anon

The. The what document. Huh. 

Enphoso may be. Stupid. And the glaggle gang are goated. That’s why they keep beating him… or maybe it’s army is just doing a really bad job.

I think it’s a solid tactic… would probably distract his opponent and give him enough time to hit them… also he has several problems, actually!

Gloober you… you got something you wanna tell us? Anything? Fish… like 🐟 anon… 

The GOAT Borgack… a pain in the ass to fight though. Props to them for. Not being insane.

If someone called me a good girl the only thing that would be folding is them after i dropkick them in the stomach

PEAK hc as always… yoinnkk… the more pastel a cemetery is the happier the glaggles were before they died… at least people would know at a first glance whether or not a funeral home(??) treats their. Customers(???) right. 

giggler struggles with basic arithmetic. gazo deserves a phd in mathematics

gergro would be a rapper if he wasnt caught up with the whole enfosi thing

mod gleeber i wish i had your work ethic. i wish i had the will to stay up till 6 its only 2 and im considering giving it all up actually. i just remembered i wake up at 7 and you wake up at 4pm so. maybe its balanced

gembo is the most willing to kill with cheerer at a close second gazo would be the first to kill an innocent person out of all of the main seven

gazo would be able to help me with my woes trying to figure out 2d raycasting within the next 35 days i think. if anyone knows anything about 2d raycasting then i need you to infodump to me in the comments

this isnt even fucking headcanons anymore borgack would be disappointed in me. borgack would be most disappointed in me with gloober at a far second

i cant do this i cant even jump over to copy my tag. orbanon out

giggler lowk me sometimes...

gergro could be a soundcloud rapper

.... eermm.....

Edit: thanks, my sleep schedule has been damaged since my bugs days! Also. This is funny considering I woke up at 12 pm for some reason. How did I do that.

gembo and gazo. GEEEETT OOUUU !!TTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

edit: i thought it said "gembo is most willing to kill cheerer" i was like HUH..??

what. what even is that.

lowk he would be disappointed in all of us