#zorker

> go my risios > i like mechs i like. robots. i like. macnejuines....

gazo raspy and hoarse voice. obviously (oh shit i promised gazo content didnt i? ill get on that soon)

cheerer of course is really high pitched but if shes disappointed in you it will go deep

r1si0 sp3aks in 1337 p4rt of 7he t1me. no7 to0 oft3n to wh3r3 it's h4rd to re4d but en0ugh that you r3gister a l0t of numb3rs.

BORGACK SPEAKS IN ALL CAPS! THIS IS MAINLY BECAUSE THEY YELL A LOT! BUT THEY KEEP THE CAPS EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT BECAUSE THEIR VOICE IS LOUD.

Hit Risio Variants Zorker And Blepzo In Particular Speak In Titlecase

enphOsO (unlEss yEllIng) cApItAlIzEs evErY vOwEl unlEss it's at thE stArt of a wOrd. sOlElY tO bE--yOU gUEssEd it--annOyIng as hEll alsO thErE's a qUIEt tv stAtIc undErtOnE evErY tImE it tAlks

peripheral glag speaks like this you can hear it in its voice

– ✷⬤anon

It’s like the thing where… the more you like someone the higher the pitch of your voice goes… what am I talking about

I hate typing in l337 speak, even if I do it differently 💔💔 why do they do that💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀

enphoso is pissing me off… I am the original Mod Gleeber /ref

The kindest Yuri be like

Zorker has a SLIGHT bit of sentience. just enough to comprehend and form actual feelings. At one point they’ve tried to voice how they’re feeling, but was quickly brushed off by most of the other variants. because of this, sometimes they sneak into the kitchen and vent out how ACTUALLY stressful it is to be holding a gun and do shit 24/7 while kruzzit cooks and listens

Actually no. I think I’m in a very angered mood actually i think im gonna…. Be angsty today.

so prior to the boss trio getting along with eachother (in a not very… good way but it works ig), it was genuine HELL to deal with. risio was doing its job a-okay, but BORGACK??? oh MMANNN. he was dealing with quite abit….. psst psst borgacklet psst. Sometimes it’d get SO bad he wouldn’t even partake in trying to defeat the statue. i mean. how would he? how could he ever do his job when he can’t even find a reason to get out of bed then? gergro wouldn’t understand why such a grumpy, red guy, especially one who dealt a lot of damage, would be so… unmotivated and all.

they’d often substitute random variants or stronger enfosi out for borgack. which is kinda terrifying. Imagine being a little rookie being carried and all of the sudden you get split in half by the extreme force of glogga ramming themselves into you. or like. Having to deal with a fat orange mech with fangs

— EXPLODING anon!!! 💥💥

Joy!!!

AWWWW. AWWWWW. IM TAKING THIS. This is so sweet.. ok? Aside from the uh. Yknow. This is kinda wholesome:}

wait no don’t do this to me. Please.

They bond by beating up the glaggle gang… and getting beaten BY the glaggle gang… ok.. explodes… 

HE’S GRIEVING LEAVE HIM ALONEEEE💔💔💔 Someone resurrect his son:( Gergro. Gergro I’m gonna have to hit you with a bat on this one.

When you think you’re only killing weak enfosi but the purple metal sonic of doom and despair skates in and lowk slimes you🙏💔