#blepzos

zorker can would and has stolen candy from a baby. as one does

kruzzit would, if they ever let any of them out of enphosium, gladly work with gloober and the gang. this is why the kruzzits stay in slavery

i fucking hate blepzo. but i assume if you saw a group of them the only thing that could save you is the peripheral glag himself. also theyd be completely incapable of making even a grilled cheese

i fucking love yippeeyay. i imagine theres still glaggles that loved the yippeeyay shows as children and have dedicated communities that constantly make fan works despite the yippeeyay drama (aka being a group of walking bombs)

glogga can do some sick ass dance moves at the cost of likely breaking something in the process

i imagine floopfangs would function as. like. walking tanks. we dont know what they do yet but i can envision them being like double the size of a typical risio

ok gbye now. id give myself a funky anon name but ive always been bad with headcanons so i doubt ill linger here often

I’ve read those risio variants lately, they’re really cool! Yippeyays scare me. Glogga is sick.

Zorker is just a menace, they were probably programmed like that but they are way too evil for that to be true.

Kruzzit… poor thang… let them free:(

lmao? Imagine getting mauled by a group of small robots who can’t even make grilled cheese? Couldn’t be me. Proceeds to skate right into 10 blepzos and gets demolished

“THOSE ARE WALKING BOMBS??” “But they’re cute” me with subspace t mine lowk.

Sometimes destruction of private property is just the price you pay to see a glogga breakdance on the dancefloor

Would flopfangs have beef with blepzos. Just because. Gembos and Glaabers beef will never stop, even if they are robots