(In an OpenLegend campaign)
DM: so do you shoot (fire-themed supervillain) with your freeze ray?
Me, playing a bad-at-being-an-evil-scientist cat-turned-cat-man: Wait a sec, I gotta think of a sarcastic comment first.
Me: Ah! “Hey! It wasn’t very ice to meet you!”
[the attack does two damage]
Me: “I rescind my earlier sarcastic comment!”











