#oofus roofus

dally: what’s wrong with him?

steve: sandy broke up with him and he’s sad.

pony: soda can read people so well.

oml! i once had a dream that i was in a movie where some creepy creature was following me around everywhere and the next day my english teacher played the trailer for “pan’s labrinth” (10/10, love that movie)

there was also the time i had a dream that my grandma turned into a zombie and the next day, she got really really sick

another time, i dreamed that i won the lottery and the next day, i found five bucks that i lost

wowza! brad pitt? in my inbox? more likely than you think...

breathes like a vacuum with asthma

this boy is shaking

his voice is cracking

he’d never act this way in public

but it’s for his brad

*squeal*

“BRAD PITT!” 😍😍😍

he’s so excited, he nearly wets his pants

“can i get a picture?” x1000000

he might faint

his first question:

“you have a great face for a vampire. kinda sad you’re not one...or are you?”

for some reason calls him louis ???

“can i get an autograph for my girlfriend?”

“sure. what’s her name?”

“steve”

bro, i haven’t been on in a while either and i have so many requests. i wanna apologize over and over for not checking in on you (or anyone else). i’ve kind of been in my own world and coming back here, i feel super guilty. i know that after this i’m probs gonna be incognito again and living under my rock, but you can always snap me!! (i take forever to answer, but i’ll answer) and yeah.