Jan 11
pushes my malevolent analoceit propaganda on you and you fall for it oooo /silly
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pushes my malevolent analoceit propaganda on you and you fall for it oooo /silly
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Remus: Okay, what does A stand for?
Logan: Arson.
Remus: Aw, you're so good. Okay! What does B stand for?
Roman: Barson.
Remus: Great job. What stands for C?
Janus: Commit arson.
Remus: D!
Virgil: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
POV you are Logan Sanders:
Romeo tries to be funny for once
yes iām an analoceit (i think thats what its called???) shipper, how can u tell
yes i know virgil would not smile like that, i just thought it would be funny
Janus, at an airport: Baggage claim? Ugh, fine. I'll own it. I have abandonment issues.
Virgil:
Janus:...I miss you Virgil.
Logan, whispering: How can he miss you? You're right next to him?
Virgil: Don't worry about it buddy.
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Multishipped too hard, sat down to write an analoceit fic and the first person Virgil kissed was Remus
i love DLAMP as a dynamic however i find it viscerally boring when theyre all boyfriends that have a completely normal relationship but also boring when they are just besties. i need them to be Insane and weird.
moceit is in an on-and-off again that could be straight out of a sitcom with how bullshit the dramatics are. they are so divorced and also married. this somehow does not effect the rest of the polycule.
janus keeps trying to break up analogical. virgil and logan both think this is him flirting. this pisses virgil off, and makes logan blush. logan and janus have made out abt this before. virgil and janus almost did but virgil panicked, bit him, and ran away.
moxiety and royality are both very VERY cute qprs. prinxiety arent dating or a qpr but they do occasionally make out. usually after sparring or after heated arguments. no one knows why, and no one plans to ask.
virgil one time, for sillies put out official polycule roles for everyone on the fridge. patton was the cook, roman was twink, janus was gender transer, and logan was tax-filer, before virgil scratched it out and replaced it with "poor little meow meow". the chaos after shouldve been expected.
(janus's official role is Gender Transer bc her being genderfluid made both virgil (bigender, she/he) and logan (transfem, they/she) realize they may Not Be Cis.)
remus isnt in the polycule but he has Something going on with every non-roman member of the polycule. no one can quantify exactly what, but it is Something. roman covers his ears and goes "LALALALA" when anyone brings this up.
roman AND janus both have an official Boyfriend Leaderboard. they are both permanently at the top of each others leaderboards because "mutually assured destruction". somehow, this causes very few problems.
remy has had a Thing with all of them. all of them really want to ask abt adding him to the polycule, but none of them know abt remys Things with the others so they dont know if its appropriate yet. remy knows and finds this fucking hilarious.
*Hits Logan with the sick fic beam again*
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o7 On it boss. Ignore that this is like over a week late-