Come on bebe, don't be like that
Bebe = the way I pronounce baby
I walked by the bebe while I was eating a corn dog. I was minding my own business until suddenly I hear this milk curdling shriek.
Bebe: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuhuhahhhhhh (roughly translated: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
Me: what is it bebe? Why you do dis?
Bebe: blarghhhhhwahhuhffffff (roughly translated: what is that? can I have it?) (From now onward only rough translations will be included)
Me: What?! No bebe you cannot eat this corn dog you don’t even have teeth!
Bebe: cmonnnn don’t be like that. give me a chance
M: No bebe, I cannot give you this corn dog. It is bigger than your arm. Plus you still spit up milk, I can’t even imagine what you’d do with a hot dog wrapped in cornbread.
B: come onnnnnnnn. let me just suck on it or something
M:…..I don’t think that’s a good idea
B: cmon baby don’t be like that
M: Oh, OK.
Then the bebe suckled happily on what used to be my breakfast.
