Jul 27, 2019
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[Extremely Witty Comeback]
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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My exhibition āThe end is silenceā is on until 16.10 at Love & Money gallery (at Hasan & Partners), Pursimeihenkatu 29-31 B. Opening hours mon - fri 9-16
Come on bebe, don't be like that
Bebe = the way I pronounce baby
I walked by the bebe while I was eating a corn dog. I was minding my own business until suddenly I hear this milk curdling shriek.
Bebe: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuhuhahhhhhh (roughly translated: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
Me: what is it bebe?Ā Why you do dis?
Bebe: blarghhhhhwahhuhffffff (roughly translated: what is that? can I have it?) (From now onward only rough translations will be included)
Me: What?! No bebe you cannot eat this corn dog you donāt even have teeth!
Bebe: cmonnnn donāt be like that. give me a chance
M: No bebe, I cannot give you this corn dog. It is bigger than your arm. Plus you still spit up milk, I canāt even imagine what youād do with a hot dog wrapped in cornbread.
B: come onnnnnnnn. let me just suck on it or something
M:ā¦..I donāt think thatās a good idea
B: cmon baby donāt be like that
M: Oh, OK.
Then the bebe suckled happily on what used to be my breakfast.
Imaginary Conversations 4 - Out of Order
The sky spits on us, on the nicely brushed pavement and against the blackened asphalt road I am the albino pigeon - often seen around. There are no children around and no-one, not even the seldom moving have died. Red sits on the street corner and Old Man shuffles through that which was OUT OF ORDER as the sign is removed and the glass wire weight is held for him. He smiles at Red with lemon yellow teeth and she sucks her gums and spits. Somewhere up above a black baby bird cracks through his shell and falls not too far to die. His feathers are tufted at angles awkward but all of us will make it to tomorrow. Of this I am sure.
imaginary conversations - 4
"out of order"
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Imaginary Conversations 3 - "This is the Marvinville Police Station"
This imaginary conversation is brought to you by my musings while sitting in the shower. I'm too scared to check the recent calls on my phone because who knows what you'll find once you go digging. Ah - regret.
Imaginary Conversations 2
Imaginary Conversations 2 - The Sun Dips