#omgstarter

Atleast there's no petty drama.

My friend told me this story where she was having sex with some old guy, but he was French, and apparently, he had this mustache that kept tickling her fucking vagina. Like, ew. Don’t get me wrong, old people are cool, — I mean, when they’re dead — but I’m pretty sure that’s a sin. He was like, eighty. Or maybe he was thirty. Whatever, same deal. Anyway, my point is, stop fucking sinning, assholes. Pun intended.

I wish m'sister would stop sleeping around, it's getting annoying.

It's definitely a great night to go exploring for new lands, don't you think?

Does anyone want a puppy? Found a box of puppies in the street, I had to take them home. I’m gonna keep one for me, but what do I do with the others?

You know what I don’t get? Remember when Miley did the bone dance in the middle of class and NO ONE noticed she was Hannah Montana at that point except Rico….