You can't measure a dream

It’s my best trait, what more can I say?

Don't get cocky now, I may have to slap the cockiness out of you.

Well I fought off a dragon and saved the princess, but I ran out of one ups.

Oh my God, now I see why I missed you. You happened to always put a smile on my face.

You better love me, I love you too.

I do, shh.. Don't worry. As you should. But what's new in your world Alex?

You’re hurting my feelings..

I'm sorry, I love you.

I am I am, don’t hate on it dollface.

Totally hating on it, loser! And you can't stop me.

People complain to much, whining gets you nowhere in life.

You're just a little ray of sunshine, aren't you?

I-I’m sorry.

Look, you have amazing morals, don't let anyone force you into anything, okay?

Please don't cry.. that's the last thing I want.. Sigh, Cambree.... 

Sh, it's gonna be okay, alright?

Baby no....

Sometimes I wish I was a male stripper.

My personal male stripper?

I’m just praying to God nobody gets in a bitch fight at this bonfire and gets pushed in, because let’s get real here, anything could happen once we get some alcohol in our systems.

Come entertain me!!

Guess who arrived bitches, it’s me.

Well hey there. 

Y’know, I’m gonna go pack the knife right now. I made myself one a while ago. Talk ‘bout demon DIY.

Holy shit... You. are my new best friend. Like legit. I'll be like.. the Charlie to your Dean, except I'm around a lot more, and my hair isn't red. Or I could be the nicer version of that demon Sam used to hang out with 'till she fucked him over.